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A Blog War and A Gag Order
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A Blog War and A Gag Order Well I guess I should start from the beginning. [post 3760299] and a Canadian khu whose nation shall not be named, to protect the “innocent”, declared Its a Blog War . And it was on. The chaos that a blog war can bring ensued but once the carnal-age calmed down (Buni fell asleep  during a legal salvo) I exited stage left too because “I had court in the AM”. For the record I have to declare that I am second chair in the Goats et al (not ate all) v. Kzoo (a.k.a. “Has Many Goats” an Indian name) a not so civil, class action case, now commonly referred to as “Farm Gate”. The farm may be in Joisey. I am representing the grievously injured goats and various John and Jane Doe(s) and other barn animals. I have returned to announce that a tape, yes a . . . “sex tape” has emerged; it was admitted into evidence and played for the court. This is where the Gag Order comes in. There actually wasn’t an order until everyone gagged at the sight  and the order was issued. No one can talk of it in specific terms because no one wants to  . A group therapy counselor will be conducting a session in court to address the visual trauma. I can however, reveal the names of some of the participants in the carnage . . . so I shall. Who “knew” (biblically) what (or whom) and who knew (not biblically) what . . . is not known (not biblically) yet  . We do know (not biblically) the following. It was a grainy B&W video (aren’t they all?), according to the filmmaker “for the erotic qualities B&W can bring to an “art film”. He is obviously a pig . . . no really a pig filmed it  . We also know (not biblically) it was in a multi level barn, which was apropos because there were multiple levels of wrong. No names have been changed because no one is innocent.  Kzoo, the defendant, was io the tape. He looked like someone familiar , more on that later. He was the star . . . No ! ! He was a god . . . a Greek God . . . in Baby Powder. We know (not biblically) that because the sheep looked nervous.  One of Kzoo's goats (“Has Many Goats”) told me, during a “secret deposition”  , that she loved her some “Buni love”  . “Buni love” is some cray cray thang. She (the goat not Buni) also quoted Kzoo as saying “Those goats know better than to talk. And the sheep - I'll deal with them later. After it's dark.” You knew (not biblically) the ewe would be “known” (biblically) because everyone knew (not biblically) that Kzoo knew ewe, obviously biblically. When everyone later saw the sheep they all said . . . ewww. Khu was there . . . dressed as 'Latex Man', wearing a cape and a coy smile, but he kept scratching himself. 'Latex Man' has a latex allergy; who knew (biblically or otherwise)? There are some who believe khu was in khu-oots with kzoo but I don’t . . . k-now (biblically or otherwise). They were found eating Mc's cheese & crackers. Khu’s breath smelled of used goat and baby powder too – further proof of something. He tried to go all Switzerland on us and offered Certs. We thought this was a ruse (no not kangaroos Annette ). He said, “I know some people, who know some people.” No one knows if this is biblically or not.Humor was there, for the defense, and in his real life sharkskin suit, his hair was perfect. He kept asking for "Professional Courtesy" and a breath mint. His breath also smelled of used goat and baby powder – everyone was Cert-in of that.  Buni was there; when she left she took the cannoli, Humor’s wristwatch (must have been a Timex cause everyone wanted to lick it) and hopped away with a goat named "Sweetie Pie". Hey [post 3760245] here. Everyone also knows she uses goats and Certs – that’s no secret. Lala was there, because Kzoo had offered goats, or half-goats, and a job. A contractual issue ensued “You promise give me many goats. You give me goat or I not carry water or pull plow!” She wanted to go home but the guys who had kidnapped the dog, Sam, that Buni had kidnapped from Frank (the homeless Brit) were holding them in Lala’s house.  A Land Shark was also there and gagged on a Cert – proof that eating lawyers is just ewww. It is known (not biblically) that there was a baby Gnu on the farm. But (not butt) no one knows (biblically or otherwise) if anyone “knew” (biblically) the new Gnu. We do know (not biblically) that a new ball gag was found on the new Gnu. Hence the Gag Order. Now you know (not biblically) what I can tell you. Fortunately I have developed a huuuuuge case of "convenient amnesia". Therefore, I will leave the details of what happened to your imaginations. Blog wars are hell - just sayin.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. |
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Just sooo were clear here, and this is being recorded "for the record" . . . you ssswisshh with your cock? 
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Mr khu has asked me, on his behalf, to apologise for all this fuss he has caused. He has mailed me saying that he was wrong to demean disco music and he has now purchased a copy of the Best of Chic CD to dance to. In his grovelling mail, he also attached a picture of his sword, but I don't think it's fair for me to magnify and reproduce the photo here! The British are decent people!
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Some people are just slaves to fashion. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Not only will there be a plentiful virgins in my heaven, there'll be lots of Indian curry and dry white wine, plus infinite cigarettes. I still have a position to fill - someone to peel and feed me grapes. interested? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Mr khu's on the ropes now! Just one more swish from my cock and he's dead meat! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Twisted like a pretzel and crazy like a fox. The “truth” will come out in the trial. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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A twisted imagination Red... as I recall, I was offering Certs (a breath mint I may add), but it was undecided whether it was you or Bunikins who had carnal knowledge of said goat. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Live by the wang die by the wang! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I'me sure Mr khu has a fine sword but I have the finest sword on the site! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Mr khu's on the ropes now! Just one more swish from my cock and he's dead meat! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Just because "The Spunkster" goes around displaying his arsenal is no reason to discount Khu. His defenses may be well hidden but I hear they are legendary.
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Yeah sure, next you'll be saying there are 72 virgins awaiting you there. They are probably vestal virgins, chaste and celibate, even your TC won't get them to break their vows. The joke's on you mister.
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He did miss his calling didn't he? D.C. has nothing on this guy, he's a real spin doctor. Hugh is a write off Kzoo, he's decided to defend disco. I told him he must be suffering from Gambian Jungle Fever. Blaming us for Justin Bieber and knocking The Knack too, he's outta his mind. I smelled something fowl and came to investigate over here. I thought it was fowl, turns out it's goats and sheep. The minute my back is turned all Hell broke loose around here. Our house is under Quarantine. Might be cholera, or consumption, or the flu, maybe just a cold. I've been playing Florence Nightingale and trying not to catch it myself.
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You missed your calling. I didn't understand a thing, and I was there. From now on I'm consulting you before I write or sign any legal documents. This missive could have been written by Congress. The whole affair was a lot like a squabble between Afghan war lords- a lot of hot talk, threats and chest thumping. Buni's chest was in particular demand as was her War Chest, aka her Booty. I think that's where you'll find HG's watch. Don't lick it. The Most Spunkful One has responded in sprightly fashion since, and gave a good account of himself in ITS WAR- "It's War!". This is gonna be a cock fight, and the Supreme Spunk Cannon is well armed. This was a sneak attack in the dead of night, Greenwich Mean Time, a la Tojo and Yamamoto, but the English can never be counted out even when they're down. The Spunkster has a way of popping up and getting off a killing shot at the last minute- he got an award for it.
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Yeah sure, next you'll be saying there are 72 virgins awaiting you there. They are probably vestal virgins, chaste and celibate, even your TC won't get them to break their vows. The joke's on you mister. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Ah-woooooo! Apologies for the late response. Was at Lee Ho Fuk's and didn't get back until late. BTW, I'd like to meet your tailor Draw blood . . . Ah-woooooo!  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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A twisted imagination Red... as I recall, I was offering Certs (a breath mint I may add), but it was undecided whether it was you or Bunikins who had carnal knowledge of said goat. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Ah-woooooo! Apologies for the late response. Was at Lee Ho Fuk's and didn't get back until late. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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War is hell but heaven awaits the victor!
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A twisted imagination Red... as I recall, I was offering Certs (a breath mint I may add), but it was undecided whether it was you or Bunikins who had carnal knowledge of said goat. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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You missed your calling. I didn't understand a thing, and I was there. From now on I'm consulting you before I write or sign any legal documents. This missive could have been written by Congress. The whole affair was a lot like a squabble between Afghan war lords- a lot of hot talk, threats and chest thumping. Buni's chest was in particular demand as was her War Chest, aka her Booty. I think that's where you'll find HG's watch. Don't lick it. The Most Spunkful One has responded in sprightly fashion since, and gave a good account of himself in ITS WAR- "It's War!". This is gonna be a cock fight, and the Supreme Spunk Cannon is well armed. This was a sneak attack in the dead of night, Greenwich Mean Time, a la Tojo and Yamamoto, but the English can never be counted out even when they're down. The Spunkster has a way of popping up and getting off a killing shot at the last minute- he got an award for it. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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 Vive La Difference
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Impressive, on point and insane. I would expect no less.
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If it were only 2 that would be easy . . . and Just one more thing . . . there seems to be hundreds When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Have fun you guys! hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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