OMFG She Said I Was . . . - a Blog Post by redrockrascal

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12/4/2015 8:51 am

OMFG She Said I Was . . .

Well, I’ve been dared . . . again, in fact I was “double dared”. This time I was dared to post up by someone, a woman no less, who said, and I AM quoting her . . . are you really for this . . . well wait . . .maybe I should tell y’all how we got to this point.

So I’m on the phone with a friend (as in an actual friend not the BS FWB thing

) from this site. We’re talking about a variety of things – “relationships”, the cost of honesty, giving relationship advise (like I should give that kind of advise . . . really?

), and other stuff.

So here is how it came about. She is going over her point on the subject and insisting I wasn’t seeing it right (a.k.a. her way). And I said a couple times during the talk that what she was saying is “making MY point” – to which she disagreed and continued to talk on her point and I keep listening. Then, out of the friggin’ blue, like an alien spaceship, she realized she actually was making my point for me.

Then, what she said was and I am QUOTING her . . . are you really for this . . . guys hold on to your junk . . . wait for it . . . she said . . . “You are right”

. Let me repeat that in case it shocked the schist out of you . . . she said . . . “You are right”

. Yeah, I know, I near crapped my shorts too, I stopped the conversation right there because . . . because I needed to confirm what she said. You know like when you see an alien spaceship and you rub your eyes refocus and look again, and . . . it was confirmed. A woman actually said to a man “You are right”

. If you keep track of these sorts of things it was on December 3, 2015.

BTW, after all this I’m not gonna name her because she may get all embarrassed or sumthin’ like that. Or “they” might suspend her ‘woman card

’. But I’m sure she’s gonna read this, since she asked when I was gonna post it up, and she might comment so I’ll let her take her bows. Mad props to ya

.

Now, the really messed up thing about this is . . . we talked about a bunch of stuff and she wouldn’t let me off the line until I heard ALL of the stuff she wanted to get off her chest (nice chest BTW

), and I hadn’t eaten since breakfast and it was like 2:30 PM, so my brain (the one above my shoulders) wasn’t functioning at full capacity and I think we were on the phone for a couple hours. So, like I said the really messed up thing about this is . . . I can’t fuckin’ remember what it was I was right about. I mean really . . . what the fuck is that? I imagine I may end up having my ‘man card’ revoked for that. I mean really how often does a woman . . . ANY woman say that?

UPDATE: Late Breaking News – I got a message from her on another one of the topics we had talked about. Turns out my take on THAT situation was right too, so she emailed me and essentially said . . . that’s right . . . I was right . . . AGAIN.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.