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Adventures In Dating: 2 Casts 2 Boobs (Pt 2) 14th Virtual Symposium: “First Dates”  

redrockrascal 65M
8438 posts
11/29/2015 4:42 pm
Adventures In Dating: 2 Casts 2 Boobs (Pt 2) 14th Virtual Symposium: “First Dates”


When last we left our injured hero, that would be me BTW, (see Adventures In Dating Racquetball, 2 Big Casts Pt 1 14th Virtual Symposium First Dates ) he had met a quite haauuuut woman in the ER. A phone number had been scored, a date was arranged and we were now in a cab and head for . . . THE date.

The restaurant is only half full as we walk in, me on crutches with a cast just above my knee, her with the contraption I described before. For some reason they seat us nowhere near the door – dumb . Good food, good convo, weird eating. She is a righty (right arm in cast), and I do chopsticks. Solution, I feed her some with sticks while she does some lefty with a fork, people watch, wait staff (female) think it is cute and we have fun with it. Spillage was . . . minimal . The cabbie gets back in time as we try to exit through the now mostly full restaurant. ‘scuse me, pardon me, ‘scuse me ooh sorry, oooohh that’s gonna leave a mark, and the cabbie carries our to go box. So to the movie we go, we’re a touch late and the theater is already darkened. Again the crutch and cast routine, people stare but are cool and move over for us – all is good. The movie ends and the cabbie is a bit late so we talk more. We likeee the dinner it was funny, weird, cute et al. She “really loves” that I set this up and put up with the “obstacles” – it was definitely different. We are strangely comfortable with the whole weird situation – don’t even ask me to ‘splain, I have no firggin idea how.

“Our” cab heads to her place, I get out to help her out and walk (thump, thump, thump) her to the door, we talk a minute, maneuver around the casts and get close and . . . kiss. I figure it would be a good night kiss, but it’s a bit long, then another, and then . . . another, then she whispers, “You want to stay”. Remember the ‘significant boobs sighting’, well there were several and I sure remembered them. Oh hell yeah I “want to stay” – I just smiled and whisper “yeah”, genius huh. I go to the cabbie and ask how much I owe him; he says there’s the trip back to my place I say, “no there ain’t” with a big grin on my face . His eyes get all big and says, “You dog, really?” I pay him and turn back toward her . . . she is now waiting by the open door lookin all you know . . . that way, but with a cast. Fucking crutches I can’t get to the door quick enough, but we go in and close the door.

She points out where the wine and glasses are and goes to light some candles. I try to figure out how to get the glasses and bottle to the couch without doing a Flying Wallendas act. I sit and pour the wine while she is working on candles around the room. Sooo, remember the clumsy thing? I hear behind me a thud and “shit” . I attempt to turn around . . . nope can’t turn right, and left won’t help so I get up. She is trying to pick up a couple candles, not lit yet, which she bumped with the cast. We meet; as she is coming up annnd . . . no she didn’t clock me with it, but close . We kinda laugh and decide there are enough candles. So to the couch we go, it is soft and safe we figure, and plop down. Aahhh, but not so fast bunky, if we’re gonna sit close we have to decide who sits where so the casts don’t get in the way too much – yeah right. Well the brace part of the cast is detachable with a little work and we get that part out of the way. So it ends up she is to my right and her legs can be up against, or over my cast. That way her cast is on the other side of her, away from me . . . got the picture? OK, we relax, a little wine some talk . . . this is working.

It’s time for more up close face-to-face fun. I’m kinda stuck in place (the cast) but she can pivot around as long as she doesn’t swing the arm (a.k.a. baseball bat) too fast or hard. So her cast ends up resting on my left shoulder, my hair (shoulder length at that time) keeps her cast from scraping against my neck. She says something about me being a good kisser I say something like it takes two – and the casts are . . . forgotten. Me, being part Italian, can’t do much without moving my hands or arms. So they go where you gotta know their going – straight to the boobs, over the blouse. Yes, they are big, yes they are warm, and yes they are soft. But then I get a look from her, she cannot do anything with my shirt, so I remove it. Back to explorin and kissin, very good kissin. Hey my shirt is off, hers is not . . . hummm . . . I’m not quite seeing how she got it on alone. So, being the genius I am I ask, “How did you get that on?” slick eh? Large loose tops have loose sleeves too, who knew. She shows me, I kinda “help”. Remember the no bra thing, turns out a bra is a bit awkward to work with the cast, so it had been a braless summer for her. I sure don’t mind because . . . Hallelujah! ! ! I found the promised land, rolling hills and a lovely valley. Back to exploration and really intense kissin and hard nipples and I slip her panties down . . . fingering ensues. Turns out she has a really strong reaction to having her boobs sucked on and being fingered - YAY! She is grabbing my hair and squeezing her thighs tight on my hand and begins to orgasm and moaning ‘more’ . . . so I give her more. We are maybe an hour into it all and . . . thump. That is what it sounds like when her cast thuds my head, “Oh I’m sooo sorry, are you OK?” – yes, no concussion all is good. We laugh it off and move on – but getting my pants down is gonna be . . . awkward. The deep soft couch, my cast and the duct tape thingy, plus her cast makes things clumsy. But . . . we succeed . . . et voila . . .

She gets down on her knees opens up takes me in and pulls back . . . long and . . . slooow . . . more times that I can remember because . . . OMFG. I’m breathing kinda heavy now. She stops and smiles, stands up and I slip off her skirt. The whole view of her is spectacular – slightly tanned with subtle tan lines and strong looking thighs. She carefully straddles me and sloooowly lowers herself down, we both exhale and she is biting her lip. Then she starts to move . . . sloowly up and . . . sloowly down . . . sloowly up and . . . sloowly down. I just love strong thighs. Doing this on her couch is working really well so we don’t even think about moving to her bedroom. We just keep repeating what we can and eventually slump over to rest. At some point we got up to go and get some sleep, I was so spent I couldn’t tell you how we got there, but we eventually woke in her bed. We talked some, went for a round of cowgirl and slept again. We decided against trying to go out for lunch so we (she directed – I did what she said) made lunch. Sometime after that I headed back to my place. Not bad for a first date.


When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
12/15/2015 2:38 pm

    Quoting humorlife:
    I kept seeing Buster Keaton trying to accomplish all this... despite my sympathy for both of your plights, I laughed all the way through it. What a couple of troopers you are/were! You deserved every bit of pleasure you got from the evening.

    Great date -- thank you for sharing as part of the virtual symposium!
Thanks HL and your VS efforts are appreciated.
BTW, when is the next one?


When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
12/15/2015 2:24 pm

I kept seeing Buster Keaton trying to accomplish all this... despite my sympathy for both of your plights, I laughed all the way through it. What a couple of troopers you are/were! You deserved every bit of pleasure you got from the evening.

Great date -- thank you for sharing as part of the virtual symposium!

Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
12/1/2015 11:00 am

    Quoting mcmaniac:
    I was expecting to hear she set the house on fire with those candles, y'all hobbled naked out of the house where she fell into the arms of some hunky fireman....... oh, wait. That would be one of MY dates. Excellent memory! So, what happened to her?
If it hadn’t happened the way it did I might not have remembered at all. We lasted about 7 – 8 months IIRC, not meant to be a LTR I guess.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
12/1/2015 10:33 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    I'm surprised nobody got their eye poked out.
Well . . . there was poking

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
12/1/2015 10:29 am

    Quoting  :

Ooooo, wish I had thought of that . . . then.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/30/2015 6:57 pm

I'm surprised nobody got their eye poked out.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
11/30/2015 8:18 am

Excellent nice ended hugs V

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redrockrascal replies on 12/1/2015 10:32 am:
Thank you Sweets

citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
11/30/2015 8:00 am

She cast a spell on you that's for sure


redrockrascal replies on 12/1/2015 10:32 am:
I could have had a Redbone

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/30/2015 12:15 am

I love a happy ending. A great two-parter!


redrockrascal replies on 12/1/2015 10:28 am:
Thank you

mamacita38dd 45F
62894 posts
11/29/2015 7:42 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    I can see yours are big, are they warm and soft too?
Guess you will just have to find out

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/29/2015 7:12 pm

    Quoting mamacita38dd:
    Yes, they are big, yes they are warm, and yes they are soft! Love it RRR! Very very nice
I can see yours are big, are they warm and soft too?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/29/2015 7:09 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    I was all set for a fiasco, redrock...what a great night!
One of my better ones actually which i why I remember it.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/29/2015 7:08 pm

    Quoting  :

And what do you like to do with yours?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/29/2015 7:06 pm

    Quoting  :

I sure enjoyed the heck out of it.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/29/2015 7:05 pm

    Quoting sphxdiver:
    Sounds like a great date except for your cast.

    Nothing like "First-aid" is there ??
Yeah, mouth to mouth is a wonderful thing.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mamacita38dd 45F
62894 posts
11/29/2015 6:25 pm

Yes, they are big, yes they are warm, and yes they are soft! Love it RRR! Very very nice

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/29/2015 6:14 pm

I was all set for a fiasco, redrock...what a great night!

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sphxdiver 74M
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11/29/2015 5:36 pm

Sounds like a great date except for your cast.

Nothing like "First-aid" is there ??


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