Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
| Blogs > redrockrascal > My Blog |
Canada . . . We Have A Problem
|
Canada . . . We Have A Problem Sooo . . . I read EroticAuthor’s trivia post about Thanksgiving [post 3735730] and realized WE have a problem. With Canada having their Thanksgiving ahead of our’s in the USA we end up with just leftovers . . . specifically the leftover turkeys Canada didn’t want. Yes, I can hear you screaming OMFG we’re getting screwed by CANADA!  ! Now, in some cases getting screwed by a Canadian might be a good thing  – but I won’t elaborate on that here, that is a whole other post.So what do we do about this international scandal . . . eh? We surely don’t want to get into a turkey shoot with our friends to the north  . I mean we are supposed to be celebrating the harvest et al. So what do we do?  I am hereby proposing a slight calendar adjustment, nothing major . . . I “promise”.  For instance how about moving the Canadian Thanksgiving up a few weeks and the US Thanksgiving back a few weeks. So like the last week of October. Maybe we could even repurpose/revive Halloween too; it has become a bit passé. Far as the day goes here is something everyone should love. Right now Canada has theirs on a Monday and the US is on Thursday. I suggest we move both to Wednesday – why Wednesday you ask? How about a full week off  – I mean in reality with all the food etc. a full day (Tuesday) off before to do most of the cooking and other prep could save a lot of stress and headaches. Monday would be for food shopping and football - no one wants to work on Mondays anyway. Then Thursday could be ALL about the football and still warm-ish leftovers. A full week of celebration and a last big blow out before winter drops, what could go wrong? We could combine it with Halloween Friday on the same week.When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. |
||||
|
Cool, just having a lil fun with that piece of trivia. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
| |||
|
Oh well, just be thankful they have a Thanksgiving up there. think about it, we could all be living in some 3rd world country.
| |||
|
Let's just start the invasion already. Take all the women and the bacon and rename the whole area Northern Minnysoooooda!   ). But we’ll need manpower assessments, a budget from congress (like they’ll loosen the purse strings), and get some people who know the language fluently. Hell, they don’t even know whether to speak French or ‘English’. And what the heck does “eh” mean? First we lose the whole ‘province’ thing and we name one of the far northern Canadian STATES Northern MinnysooooOoda (I think you left out an O theya). Problem might come with the abbreviation NM is already taken.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
| |||
|
Oh you caught me, you're right. Now whom would I love to do said screwing When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
| |||
|
I like your train of thought RRR  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
| |||
11/28/2015 9:21 am |
Lol why don't we invite the Germans to move their Oktoberfest late September to that same week and have just on big Turkey & Beer Fest in the middle of October. Sounds like a plan to me. All of NA & Europe on the same page for once, be still my heart.
| |||
|
Canadian women are hot. I think we should spend the week eating each other.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
| |||
|
I like your train of thought RRR Please Visit My Blog MAMACITA38DD
| |||
|
Canadian women are hot. I think we should spend the week eating each other. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
|
Become a member to create a blog
