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No Love (or Awards) For Bearded Bloggers
No Love (or Awards) For Bearded Bloggers As I read, diligently consider and vote for the Blogger Awards it has come as a complete shock, yes SHOCK, to me that there are no awards for bearded blogger of the year. The well organized and funded (secretly of course) beard haters cartel rules the roost here. Even the bald guys get awards here. All bald guys have to do is remove a few remaining hairs and voila bald. Not much muss, very little fuss and if they get that wrong all they have to do is wear a hat . Clearly anti-beardism is rampant. Us bearded guys, trim, sculpt, color (but I don’t judge them), and some even . . . pluck. Yes you read that right pluck. We even bleed for our cause. Then in service to the women we meet we shampoo our beards so it will be clean and soft upon your thighs . Do you really want us to go all Grizzly Adams on you? No, I thought not. But do we get any credit or recognition – obviously not. Then, unlike many men here, we proudly display our faces for all to see. Bearded men UNITE and rise up against hairless oppression. Say it loud, say it proud – I AM BEARDED AND I AM PROUD. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. |
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kzoopair's beard was begun in 1975 and he has never been clean shaven since. The clean shaven person pictured in our profile can't grow a beard. If she could I'd let her, just because that's the kind of guy I am. I let her borrow my hat and glasses, didn't I? In any event, my beard is clearly older than many of the members of this site. And, hell yes, I'm in! Beard discrimination must end. But it won't. The children peopling this site are over-influenced by pornography and are opposed to hair on any part of the body where it grows naturally, on general principle, except on the top of the head, and they dye that pink, purple and green. So! I'll say it! I'm bearded and I'm...bearded. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Wish I could, job won't allow it.
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I can't nominate myself, I too cool for that. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I can't nominate myself, I too pretty for that. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I'm with you, I currently have a beard down to the middle of my chest. It's a pain sometimes, makes up for not having to use a bib to eat with though. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Bravo! Thank you, Sir! This needed to be said! I trim, wash, etc, but never color mine. Now, what about back hair? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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McM, Kzoo, JAFO, to name a few When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I'm with you, I currently have a beard down to the middle of my chest. It's a pain sometimes, makes up for not having to use a bib to eat with though.
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