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Why Didn’t She Hotlist Me?  

redrockrascal 65M
8438 posts
8/29/2015 11:05 am
Why Didn’t She Hotlist Me?


Got the following message from a 28 yo girl this AM who is (according to Pazzion’s mile count) over 1600 miles away. I can’t tell what the pic is but in the far background is a single breast . . . I thought they came in pairs .

am a very nice looking girl i love to wine and dine cook for my man and always make him happy am not on here for games so am not looking for any games ,, am really looking for a very loving and caring man someone who will love me for me and take good care of me and am ready and willing to make him happy always and always satisfy him both sexually and domestically ....So tell me more about you and what you really looking for on here am ready and willing to serve. Thanks

From what I can tell she viewed me, flirted me and sent the message within 1 minute. That has to be some sort of record . Her status reads “I m honesty and mature woman.” She didn’t hotlist me – I’m soooo sad . Could this be some sort of full moon love thing?

I’m thinking my reply should be . . . Me love you good and plenty much.

Your suggestions on a snarky reply are welcome.


When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
8/31/2015 10:20 pm

    Quoting  :

Always a beautiful mess huh? Sooo would I be mopping up after that devilish mess?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
8/31/2015 3:03 pm

    Quoting  :

Sometimes I lean toward devil, sometimes I lean toward angel. Don't you?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
8/31/2015 9:16 am

    Quoting  :

I am heartened that you can see that she loveee me long time – now I’m sure it will last long time. I may just pay for a membership again. Maybe it is my boyish looks, or my foot long . . . “sandwich”, or my . . . well you’ve got the picture. I’m sure she isn’t in it for my money. Hummm, could SHE be the daughter of the devil?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
8/31/2015 9:09 am

    Quoting  :

They love the shorts you are wearing in you main pic . Let me know where you fly them to for the M&G - I'm in!!

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
8/31/2015 9:06 am

    Quoting sphxdiver:
    I would have played "Duke Nuke 'Em" with IT.

    I mean IT, cause it's a man behind that fake profile.

    they sure are a dime a dozen on here anymore, since the hacking at AM.
Nah, it can't be a man - there is a breast in the far background.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
8/31/2015 9:04 am

    Quoting  :

Whaaaaat? Her grammy is dying? I am sooooo upset now - whatever shall I do? I am flying to Thailand right now to console her and give blood.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


sphxdiver 74M
21063 posts
8/29/2015 1:02 pm

I would have played "Duke Nuke 'Em" with IT.

I mean IT, cause it's a man behind that fake profile.

they sure are a dime a dozen on here anymore, since the hacking at AM.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
8/29/2015 12:07 pm

YOUR HOT! Be careful what you wish for.. might just be a fake or someone after your money! hugssssssssssssss V

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
8/29/2015 12:06 pm

    Quoting  :

IIRC Mc prefers girls on a bus, a party bus.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
8/29/2015 12:04 pm

    Quoting s2ndegree:
    Phooey on breasted woman with just one! Natasha has two!Silly moose and squirrel.You think smarter than ME!Phooey on, You!!!!

    " Is moose thinking with squirrel's head!" OR" The checks in the mail!"
Hummm, crazy man speakee with borscht, or 2 boobs, in mouth. Natasha is kinda squirrelly too.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
8/29/2015 12:02 pm

    Quoting mcmaniac:
    I think you should send her your bank account info. I've been looking for a nice Nigerian girl.
I’m thinking this one is Thai and I like Thai. You know Thai food, Thai one on, Thai stick. But I don’t like neck Thai parties . The next good Nigerian girl is yours I promise.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
8/29/2015 11:49 am

Phooey on breasted woman with just one! Natasha has two!Silly moose and squirrel.You think smarter than ME!Phooey on, You!!!!

" Is moose thinking with squirrel's head!" OR" The checks in the mail!"

Using more than all the road!


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