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Flashing – a Social Experiment
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Flashing – a Social Experiment I was at Wal-Mart today and as I walked in there was a display of beautiful large melons. I resisted the urge to feel them up but my mind went to the thought of a certain spicy blogger’s melons. She had posted of her adventures in exposing them this AM. Once I managed to get that out of my head – about half way through my shopping, I thought to myself – “self, why not try a little social experiment”. I quickly, and purely for scientific purposes, devised an experiment. Like my mentor in this experiment I was not wearing a bra. A side note here – even Wal-Mart, which supposedly has everything, doesn’t carry a sufficient size range of bras for the “lesser endowed”. I therefore and hereby present my experiments and findings. Being I was in a Wal-Mart one would presume there would be a diverse sampling of human beings. Well, in reality, not so much. Except for some young being dragged around by grandma and pa I may have been the youngest person there. The dust lingering in the air and the scent of freshly blown farts confirmed the lack of youthful subjects. Nonetheless I forged ahead. Experiment #1 – the sample lady. The first vict . . . subject was just around the corner. She was offering cheese samples on a toothpick. There were 2 little old women sampling her. I strolled up and addressed them – “Hello ladies” and opened my shirt. The 2 women sampling spit their cheese further than I thought little old ladies could spit anything. I briefly thought about measuring the distance but was caught off guard by the sample lady yaking up her Quaker Oats on the sample cart. My keen sense of the obvious kicked in and I quickly left to reassess my experimentation process. After deciding that an up close and personal approach was not appropriate I surmised that I needed to do an experiment with a larger of subjects. Experiment #2 – the dairy products aisle. There were about potential vict . . . subjects here. Several checking out the egg cartons, a few at the milk freezers and some others spread along the aisle. None seemed aware of the commotion on the other end of the store. What could go wrong here I asked myself? I whipped open my shirt. Who the hell knew the grannies by the egg cartons could throw for distance? Lucky for me their reading glasses messed up their aim. Unfortunately there was a guy next to me holding his baguette. I ducked behind the day old bread cart. He couldn’t get his baguette up in time to protect himself. Add some mushrooms, tomatoes and scallions and he would make a great omelet. Experiment #3 – the self-checkout lanes. As I was finishing checking out I devised my last experiment. Just then the cops arrived and asked where the disturbance was. I told them eggs were thrown at the guy (that was not a lie) – “look for the guy covered in eggs”. The End of experimentation. My findings are as follows – 1) Wal-Mart may not be the best locale for social experimentation.  2) Don’t go to Wal-Mart when you are bored.  3) It is easier to stay home and dream up weird shit to post on sex site blogs.  4) Respect your elders – none were harmed in the writing of this weird shit.BTW, this is my 50th post so I wanted to write something deep. I may be close on that – this may have been deeply disturbing.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. |
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 You have way too much time on your hands!!! Bravo!!!! Have you submitted your findings to the New England Journal of Medicine? Yes it turns out the NEJM is kind of like his site. You email something of interest and get no response. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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You're just sayin that to tease moi  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Just don't laugh when my pants are down  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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The people here at the Wal-Marts in my city are crazy if you ask me especially later at night!! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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You seem to find all the fun at Wal-Mart .. My Wal-Mart isn't that fun! hugssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Great - mission accomplished  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Congratulations! I was thinking of going to Wal-Mart tomorrow, but now.... When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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