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PSA - Naked and A’quakin
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PSA - Naked and A’quakin Since there are quite a few Canadians here I thought I would bring this news to you as a Public Service Announcement. eh An earthquake struck Mount Kinabalu on Borneo last week; the ensuing landslides killed 18 people. Local officials blamed the disaster on a group of Canadian tourists who allegedly posed naked for a photograph days before the quake. Some reports state that the naked foreigners supposedly angered the mountain spirits at the sacred site. 4 of the tourists appeared in a Malaysian court and were remanded to custody pending an investigation. They may face a 3-month jail sentence. It is also reported that the naked tourists could be fined “10 head of buffalo” according to local customs. This story is brought to you by the people who lost a 777 airplane – just sayin’. This has been a Public Stupidity Announcement.  Please note; the stupid remark is directed toward either the Malaysian court or the tribal elders who bought into this dumb stuff. I have no problem with naked Canadians, especially certain naked, or partially naked, Canadian females. I hope this clears up that point. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. |
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I read this story also. Had I been there I'd be blogging from a Malaysian jail too lol!
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Seriously, do you think I'm gonna take advise about balls from a moose that electrocute his own nuts?   When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Dat remind Natasha sumthinc. Remember ve had wery goodt time on tour USA last year. I do not remember exactly vhen was. Ve started in Why, Arizona and drove di mini wan to Pie Town, New Mexico. We grab breakfast in Oatmeal, Texas, and we neber should have eaten in any joint in Greasy, Oklahoma, We were both feelinc wery sick by the time we left Lick Skillet, Tennessee. Then you refuse ask directions and we wery wery lost in The Bottle, Alabama, by then we both were hittinc bottle prretty good ourselves. Ve were beck on course vhen ve gots to Loafers Glory, North Carolina vhere you find glory hole and do somthinc disgusting, Boris wery lucky that time, Natasha tell you don't go shticking around holes you do not know. Ve only spent 15 minute in Fame, West Virginia, Doesn't everybody haf 15 minute Fame sometime life? Da, Natasha thinking so. Ve make stop Husband, Pennsylvania, look for justice peace, but by now Natasha pizzed off Boris gettinc us lost more and I no marry you eber again. By the time ve get to Loveladies, New Jersey, ve speaking again, but Boris roving eyes get him in beeg trouble wit Natasha again. Left Natasha for good, Boris say, give one lest goodt time, leave Natasha Naked and A’quakin in Pennsylvania. Boris leave, drove to Lonelyville, New York by self, why you leave your golubushka dahlinc? Natasha missing Boris wery much now, missing Boris's chujku. All di ladies missinc Boris's chujku. Moja droga, ja Cie kocham Kocham ciebie całym sercem, Natasha no recallinc right, Natasha say go to where dey film Deliverance. Boris no vant go, Natasha make mouth woopie wit Boris and ve go. Smellinc man wit one tooth and beeg gun say he shtickinc in disgustinc hole or I shtickinc in Natasha. Boris do to savinc Natasha from smellinc man. Boris no vant Fame, in WV or anywhere, Natasha know FBI pigs haf varrant out. Natasha rememberinc Squirrel Hill, PA? Ve findinc Moose vit Squirrel. Why leavinc golubushka – Boris want goinc Intercourse, PA Natasha vant Husband, PA – no get nookie there. Screwed da, nookie nyet. Boris missing Natasha wery, wery much, vant Natasha’s nookie much. Much missinc you Sweet Lips, in TN. Moja droga, ja Cie kocham  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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ty RED on the Public Service Announcement. PS.. But us Canadian sure do love our golf naked! hugssssssssss V But, if naked ladies golf ever came on ESPN I would be watching.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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ty RED on the Public Service Announcement. PS.. But us Canadian sure do love our golf naked! hugssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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OK you caught me on that one, but Italian women are high on my list too   WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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You just like half naked and naked period, don't matter the nationality  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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You just like half naked and naked period, don't matter the nationality WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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