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Composin' and e mail writing...
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Composin' and e mail writing... And Other Strange Goins' on.... (This is a Southern Boy's real accent!)(repost) Just sitting here, listening to Delbert McClinton, and messing around. Actually, I should be working, but I don't think that's goin' to happen, tonight! Had a few strange thoughts... perhaps you can help contemplate them. I clicked on a thing at the top that said "spell check." I wonder why they want you to spell "check?" They already wrote it right there for everyone to see. Must be a trick question. Anyway, I didn't spell contemplate correctly... and it suggested "constipate." I didn't know that had an effect on your spellin'. You sure do learn a lot here on the internet. That's why I've seen someone else put (LO  in their letters. They're like me... just (Learnin' on Line) That's pretty smart!Did you notice at the end of most violent and deadly films they say that while filming this movie, no animals were hurt or harmed in any way during the filming. But yet, dead humans were all over the place in the movie. Hell, I figure the one person alive is the camera man. What is this? No one want to disclaim humans or what? It used to be we just sat down and "wrote" a letter to a friend. Now we "compose." Check your email box, we compose. Did we get better at it? I don't think so. Cruised, err excuse me, "surfed" (like I really now how to do that here next to the Atlantic Ocean)... Oops! I was "browsing" your site (is that window shopping without a window?) and one of your featured people raises chickens, spins Llama wool, and photographs nudes and brides at the same time?!!? What does she do for excitement? Btw (By the way,) see, I'm learnin' that isn't something about air conditioning, (that would be btu) it's internet language... fyi LoL!!! (Lol stands for learnin' on line, right?) Oh well, it'll come to me, if I live long enough. I thought about saving one or two of the nudes, but I couldn't figure out where I could put them without having to explain myself, them, and why I had them. Where's the parental guidance people when you need them? They would know where to go to hide them. Sorry about that pause...(See, you can make "composin'" seem like it's "real time" realistic!)(As opposed to non time?) Btw, if you didn't understand that last sentence, just read it over and over until it makes sense. Don't worry, I had to write it five times, before I understood what I was writing...oops, again...."composing." (I put the "g" on the end of it this time, 'cause I'm usin' it in its "proper" terms, and not in my everyday letter-writin' voice. (I think that's proper English. Or is it proper Internet language?) Here I was thinkin' the computer used dots, dashes, 1's, 2's, and things like that to talk. I think I'm startin' to get the hang of this "composin'(g) stuff. Oh, I just remembered a joke. (It kinda ties into this, so bear (bare?... like the nudes) with me, okay. ANYWAY!!!! A redneck (no comments,all right) decides to go to college. He goes to sign up for classes, and the Dean asks him what he's going to take? "Well, i don't rightly know what i'm goin' to take?" said the redneck, in redneck draw. (See, a redneck don't know how to "compose.") The Dean said, "Well, in that case, may I suggest you take English, Math, and Logic." "Logic? What's Logic?" "Logic? I'll give you an example of Logic." started the Dean. "Do you have a weed eater?" asked the Dean. "Yes, i got me a weed eater. A good un, too." "Well, by logic, if you have a weed eater, you must have a yard. And if you have a yard, there's a good chance you have a house to go along with it." "Why, you sure are right! i got me a nice double wide!" "And," continued the Dean, "If you have a house, then chances are you have a wife and , also." "Well, i sure do!" "Then, it's logical to assume you are a heterosexual." "That's amazin' Dean! i'm goin' to have to get me some of that logic." A few days later, a friend of the redneck's pulled up into the yard in his pickup. "Hey, i hear tell you are goin' to college. What are you takin' up there?" his friend asked.(see, rednecks speak the same.) "i'm takin' me some English, and some Math, and Logic." "Logic?" his friend asked, taking off his cap and scratchin' his head. "What in Sam Hill is Logic?" "i'll give you an example of Logic. Do you own a weed eater?" "You know i don't own a weed eater, as many times as i've borrowed yours." his friend answered. "Then, you're queer, ain'tcha?!!!?" I thought I would add another pause there, so you could stop laughin'. I thought it was pretty good, though I don't know exactly how it sounds comin' through the "composin'(g) method. You reckon it sounds better in voice mail? Here's a thought. Somehow when I had to replace the motherboard (I think I could do about twenty minutes on "Motherboard," but not tonight), I couldn't find your address. So I searched for it and I found you. (Pretty good, huh!) I was sidetracked up there window shoppin' for awhile, lookin' through "Fortune 500" and "INC." I thought the "Fortune 500" was raced at Darlington, but that wasn't it. And "INC" don't stand for inside N. Carolina, either. Dang, all that got confusin'. Oh well, this composin'(g) stuff sure can be hard on your hands, fingers, and eyes... so I guess I'll stop for now. (Besides, I want to go back and look at those nudes for awhile.) Take care, Me (P.S. You didn't think you were rid of me that easy did you? I put this thing up on "Save Draft" while I went to the bathroom... yes, I washed my hands before continuing. Anyway, when I got back it said it had saved this to draft... and to click here when I wanted to return to my "composition." "Composition." Now don't that just sound all artistic as hell,or what?) I'm done now... see ya! |
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 i love the way you mess around...very good post...had me rolling on the floor...then i had to compose myself and comment  have a great weekend...LMAO...you have me chuckling...enjoy the nudie pics    []   Seduce my mind and my body
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Sexy... thank you ma'am. I had fun writing this, and fun reading it again and posting it back up. I'm glad it made you smile, or laugh. As for the nudie picks... I never did save them anywhere. LOL... (still "learnin' on line") You have a great weekend, also. hug, me
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*giggles*..THis was wonderful..thank you..yes I was laughing all the way through it..be well my friend *hugs*
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shy... I'm glad it made you laugh. I like it when you smile and laugh. You be well, also... soft hug, me
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3/24/2009 7:38 am |
You made me laugh this morning !!!.....LOL.......i needed a good laugh today ......had a rough day yesterday !!.....you have given me a good start to my day !!!!
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"C"... good mornin'... and welcome to my small little area of blogland. You are most welcome here anytime. I am very glad this gave you a good laugh. Everyone needs that... and that is one of my daily goals. I figure since I can't make everyone's dreams come true, then I can at least make someone smile. I'm very glad this day it was you. I haven't been here hardly at all for a very long time, but I intend to come back more often and continue to write here. I do miss my friends here a lot; and in more than one way, I feel I haven't been too good a friend to them by not being here for as long as I have been gone. Oh, I read your blog!! I liked it! I understand exactly what you are sayin and lookin for here. And I can say to you when the perfect man enters your world, he'll find himself to be one of the luckiest men in the world. Let's just hope he never forgets just how lucky he is... as some of us guys tend to do. And the shopping deal... it made me smile... so thank you for that. It made my day. It reminded me of a response I wrote to another from your state, mzhuny a while back. "The Subject... Was Sex..."(posted on 1/20/2006) will take you to another post where the link to my post to her is located. Read the post to her first, then come back and read the other. I think, or hope you will find it interesting. Have a wonderful day, my new friend. With a soft, easy hug... me
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