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Bad conversation starters as seen in the BBW Chatroom
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Bad conversation starters as seen in the BBW Chatroom All of these were copied from the BBW chatroom where I, and several of my friends, are frequently found chatting. We have seen many of these posted repeatedly by different chatters. They all think they are original or like to think they are lol. Some are more blatantly sexual than others and some are just too damn funny to not add to the list! Others are pretty sad and make you want to reach out and slap them for being so lame! In the majority of cases, this is the first thing they put out there in the room. No lead up just bam! Typos are how they appeared on the screen, no fixing was done, why make it any prettier than it isn’t right? Lol No names are listed since that wouldn’t be fair to those that use the same lines lol. It is mostly made up of male comments, not my fault, you men are pretty darn lame, more so than women lol! My responses follow the comments! Enjoy! 1. Wanna see my ....(fill in the blank) How many times have we heard that one? 2. can i see your boobs? No, we don’t have any to show you because you are a dick asking 3. Great tits Thanks, you probably won’t ever get to touch them either 4. Amazing boobs. Yes, they are, you however will never get to touch them! 5. How big are your tits/boobs/jugs For me to know and for you to never find out! 6. Nice ...(fill in the blank). Thanks, don’t get used to seeing them because you will be on ignore! 7. Are there any of you beautiful ladies in here would like to have some kinky sex chat with me we could kik or Google Hangouts. Hmm, covering all the bases aren’t we? 8. anyone wanna kik? Sure bend over! 9. Any horny ladies on KIK, message me there. Let me think…. Kiking you would not help with my being horny. It might help you, but not me! 10. (fill in the blank) is my kik if anybody would like to have some very kinky sex chat? Last time I checked, it wasn’t possible to have kinky sex with kik. Unless you plan on putting your phone down your pants and up your ass. 11. Anyone wanna see a hard cock on cam? No, we actually want to see a limp flaccid one. Duh! 12. Anyone wanna help me cum? Why would we want to help you? You obviously know how to do that all by yourself! 13. hey ladies, IM me for a good time, well endowed male here for you to cum on cam. Well endowed is subject to interpretation and if you cum on your cam I do hope you have a condom or that cam won’t last! 14. Wanna fuck? Ok, meet me outside… ya, didn’t think you were going to be able to do that! 15. Who wants to have phone sex? Seriously? That’s all you could come up with? 16. Wanna go IM? No! I do wanna kick you though lol 17. Any kinky ladies want to IM? No, we are only horny not kinky. Buh Bye! 18. Who wants to cyber? Oh that sounds like fun…. NOT, you get off and I don’t, that is NOT fun to me! 19. any ladies want some phone fun im me. Phone fun? Hmm… is that a new way to say phone sex? 20. Nice shoes wanna fuck. Ok this is an old one someone suggested. 21. Baby, you turned my floppy into a hard drive... Another old one that I just added to make him happy lol. 22. Who wants to trade pics of my wife? Ok you are in a bbw room. WTF are you doing asking that? You must have taken a wrong turn in the lobby! 23. Damn I need to pound that ass" Oh goodie, here's a hammer, go pound your ass! 24. Are those real or what? No, I borrowed them from your mom! 25. i wanna tie you down and fuck your mouth, IM? Hmm… let me think…. NO 26. Anyone horny? Well now there’s a question we get a lot. No, we aren’t, we come here to knit! 27. are you into younger men? Define younger, are you in diapers? 28. Into younger? Cause I'd fuck the hell out of you. Why does age have anything to do with wanting to fuck the hell out of me? 29. Who likes young and hung" So, there aren’t any old hung guys? Age again, what does that have to do with being hung? 30. Any older women here into younger guys?" Ok, using the word “older” is not a good choice of words! 31. do you have a dildo so you can fuck me? i need pegged. Hmm… you should talk to the ass pounder in #18 lol 32. Any lady need a laugh? Look at my member. Hmm, there’s one you don’t expect. Is that an attempt to get a pity fuck?? 33. Anyone into taboo sex? Taboo? I don’t wanna know what that means to this person! 34. do you want to watch me cum on a pic of you that I print out? Let me think… NO you will ruin a perfectly good picture of me! 35. anyone ever been asked if they're lactating? Hmm no but I am sure that will come up at some point! 36. if he could get me pregnant cause he liked preggos to fuck. Ok someone said this to another chatter and they related it back. Go find someone already pregnant! 37. pregnancy offers. As in can someone get me pregnant. Hmm, wouldn’t touch that one with a 10 foot pole! Run! 38. friend me so I can look at your pics. Sorry, pay for a membership cheapo! 39. I'd like to wear your panties" Hmm, that’s it? Nothing more? Ok, so NO 40. Any women in here? Looking at the list of names, it is fairly obvious which profiles are female. In this case there were at least 6 of us. LOOK at the list! 41. can anyone try my cam to see if it's working? Seriously, do we look that stupid? 42. Wanna make a movie? Sure, as long as you aren’t in it! 43. Any ladies want to play? IM me What will we play? Checkers? Chess? Cribbage? 44. Any female want a pic of my erect 2 incher? Yes, someone said this lol 45. Want to lay my head on ur boobs. What do they look like? Pillows? 46. any ladies viewing? Viewing what? Or how? 47. anyone wanna chat. They said this as the screen scrolled by with 30 people chatting. Aren’t we already chatting? 48. My laps waiting for you. That begs a question, for what? Want me to throw a bowling ball on it? 49. is it ok to like huge boobs. No, it isn’t! 50. Wow you have monster boobs. Seriously? Like that is going to get you anywhere fast? 51. Hi mama. Calling a woman mama on a sex site is something you shouldn’t do in the BBW room. They have rooms for that! 52. My wife is having a bad day... who wants to help cheer her up by getting one of her photos trending. Hmm… does she know you are going around and asking people this? 53. I'm a virgin is need a sexy older lady. Ok, being a virgin is not a turn on to most mature women. We did our training a long time ago! 54. any girls here to play??? Play what? The clarinet? Tiddly winks? The guitar? 55. I'm horny and hard and wet. You should go to a doctor to have that checked. 56. Any ladies interested in big cock. No, we only like tiny dicks. 57. well then why arent we all having a nice group cyber orgy? u can start if u wannna come over here. Cyber orgies are not an idea that appeals to a large majority of women. 58. I'm going to fist my girl today. Does she know you are going to violate her and demean her? Does she know you are going around announcing that? Also, why are you in a bbw room announcing that anyways? 59. huge 9'' thick cock here. Ok, so your cock is typing?? Must be skinny like a pencil then which really makes the length redundant. 60. hi! All i want for my birthday is an IM. Seriously? LOL 61. I am a Taiwanese people have to do with my naked video. We still don’t know what this means but they said it so many times he ended up on ignore lol 62. any lady horny for 3some chat on Im? We puzzled over this one. How does one have a 3some on IM? Hell how does one have a 3some online period! 63. any lady want some kinky 3 some chat ? IM me plz. Same response but with an extra question, kinky? 64. playtime anyone im me. I gave up the play time after I left kindergarten. 65. who wants to watch me jo and eat my cum. Ok… ewwww. Not a turn on! 66. Are any of you Ladies as horny as I am. Hard to say, how do you compare this? 67. Why doesn't anyone like me? I'm a nice guy" If you were so nice we would like you lol. 68. Xxx For Cam. Is this another of those triple X movies? Are you Vin D? 69. Have you ever had squirting orgasms. Hmm, as a first question that’s a bit more than you need to know lol. If I responded, it might involve drowning you! 70. Does anybody need anything? Open question there or what! 71. Do you like wearing nylons? No, do you? 72. Can I wear your lingerie? Umm, no, cause if it looks better on you than me, we will have a problem! Please add yours in the comments and I might do another post! Hope you enjoyed my list and its comments! |
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9/11/2018 6:50 am |
Ok.... this is every chat room ever.
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This is the funniest and most accurate thing have read in a long time! You nailed it!
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2/28/2019 9:36 pm |
Awesome post
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Bravo if everybody take note chats will be more intelligent
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5/2/2019 8:15 am |
Great post
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Awesome, cringe worthy and sad, but funny!
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OMG! I can't believe those were actually pick up lines and they expected to get laid using those lines. Incredible.
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