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ULIXBIG 69M
9288 posts
2/15/2020 4:20 pm

Don't be sad. I didn't get a box of pussies either!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/15/2020 4:27 pm

Hummm . . . I thought balls came in a sack.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
2/15/2020 4:54 pm

How about some nuts instead of chocolates?

This was posted by a friend who works in the veterinary field, it cracked me up:
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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/15/2020 5:20 pm

I didn't get anything for Valentines either hun, I would of took that box of balls and started bouncing them off the wall to get some of my frustration out.. I hope your enjoying your weekend

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/15/2020 6:21 pm

BiggLala replies on 2/15/2020 7:22 pm:
Perhaps boxes are sturdier??? I hear ball...sacks are sensitive. Ya know...y'all double over in pain after a ballsack collision.

I need to correct you on a . . . technicality. Sacks are NOT sensitive, but their contents are quite sensitive especially to sharp impacts. Therefore, being in the right box is certainly preferred.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


AgileMind 56M  
60 posts
2/15/2020 6:29 pm

Did you inquire within? Were they Ben Wa Balls? Maybe they were a V-Day gift! LOL


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
2/15/2020 7:20 pm

I got a bag of dicks for my birthday once. They were delicious.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
2/15/2020 7:20 pm

well...how about chocolate covered Belgian asshole...wait wut??? it's not Belgian asshole???

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RyuFujin 56F  
1445 posts
2/16/2020 12:56 am

I was hoping to get this kind of gift on V-Day...
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"Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.


BigHeadInTheHole 45M

2/16/2020 2:23 am

Eat my balls


CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
2/16/2020 6:38 am

YUP, for sure while most women would like the idea of being able to set it aside of use when the mood strikes, a box of JUST balls might be somewhat amusing but ultimately fairly pointless.

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TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
2/16/2020 8:00 am

OK I just spent 10 minutes going all out Dr Seuss with that box of cocks line.....

In fact I'm probably going to mumble it for the rest of the day.

I had one of the very best Valentines days ever..... I took myself out to dinner and to a concert where I had a FRONT ROW SEAT!! The only not-so-good thing that happened was that my waitress gave me my check BEFORE she offered the dessert menu! (good thing I had chocolate at home!)


h4rry66 57M

2/16/2020 12:03 pm

I'd be happy for you to have my cock and balls beautiful. Would you like them for your pleasure?


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
2/16/2020 4:12 pm

I think you'd love these




Sarcastic4u 36M
2 posts
2/17/2020 11:09 pm

I haven't done anything for valentine's in probably 10 years so it's a day i choose to ignore as well... I'm just in it for the 15th when all the chocolate goes on clearance lol.
And at least working in retail you've got some coworkers who are just as dirty minded as you, which makes things better!
And no you can't really screw balls....but I've seen what some people can do with ping pong balls though! 🤷‍♂️😂

Okay edible anus.... that is freaking hilarious!!😂👍
And the dick in a box thing was always funny....and i might have done that once as a Christmas gift...🙄


h4rry66 57M

2/20/2020 11:59 pm

Thank you for your reply beautiful. My response was in relation to you wanting some cocks as detailed in your blog and was just meant to be a bit of tounge in cheek fun. I therefore feel your response to this was a little harsh, however it's your blog and I respect that whatever you say goes. I will therefore think twice before I comment on your blogs if at all. Have a lovely day. Enjoy your blogging


h4rry66 57M

2/21/2020 11:38 am

Thank you for your reply, but you really need to get over yourself. I've seen your profile/ pics and I have no interest in you and never will have. My comment was made as just light hearted banter/ fun only. As I'm sure was another persons who commented, I quote "eat my balls" did you lay I to him too? You have accomplished no goal, but mearly misunderstood my earlier reply. When I said I'll think twice before commenting, it was because I thought your attitude sucks and that I'll think twice before commenting to avoid a repeat, not because I've admitted to any wrong doing. Yes, I've made similar comments on other ladies blogs, but not one of them have behaved like you. Furthermore, how I interact with others has nothing to do with you. Your initial reply to me was harsh and ott, but you clearly cant see this. All you needed to say was that you didn't like my comment or such comments being made and I would have apologised and stopped. No treats were necessary. Moving forward, I have no interest in you or in reading or commenting on your blogs. You will not hear from me again


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
3/20/2020 2:20 pm

Well, I'm not a lady but would love the box of chocolates. The other options I don't need.

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