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Fart PERSONalities
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Fart PERSONalities The human race, in all it's poverty, has only one truly effective weapon- laughter. Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." — Mark Twain Fart Personalities The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other people's farts. The Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine. The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts then blushes. The Imprudent Person: One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs. The Unfortunate Person: One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead. The Scientific Person: One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment. The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person: One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason. The Dishonest Person: One who farts but blames the dog. The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve. The Anti-Social Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud coughing. The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bed mate. The Intelligent Person: One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed. This is very distasteful but I thought funny as heck Tell me what type of fart personality are you ?? Come on now we all fart I'll go first I'm the Honest Person much love 4  if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question |
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Wonderful post McLaff, on one of my favourite topics! And it confirms what I've suspected for a long time.............I'm schizophrenic!!  (ps - nice wee blog, thoroughly enjoying it!!  )
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I'm sadistically shy at times  
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