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start this week off
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start this week off lets start this week out the right way, with some humor Five reasons not to be a penis: 1) Your head is bald forever. 2) You live between two nuts. 3) An asshole lives behind you. 4) Your best mate’s a cunt. 5) When you get excited, you get sick and then faint.  One day in school, teacher asks her students to tell her what part of the body gets to heaven first. Little Janie raises her hand and replies "teacher, I know, I know, the first part of the body to get to heaven first is your mind, because of the understanding of the bible.” teachers says "good Janie anyone else?" Bobby raises his hand and says” the first part to get into heaven is your heart, because of the love for everyone else, and the love of God" teacher says" good Bobby, anyone else?" dirty Ernie raises his hand and replies” teacher its your feet! The teacher, looking very dumbfounded asks Ernie to explain. Ernie says” the other night I got up from bed to go get a drink of milk, when out of mommy and daddies room I heard a commotion, I peeked through the door, daddy was on top of mommy, with mommy's feet stuck straight up in the air, mommy was yelling "oh God I’m c oming I’m coming!" and you know what I think? she would’ve probably be gone if daddy wasn’t holding her down!"  4  if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question |
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Ba dump bump teesh.Nice post!JB Using more than all the road!
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made me chuckle.
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