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20 things that you can only say at thanksgiving that sound naughty but aren't  

LaffLuvLilyslive 57F
2336 posts
11/23/2014 3:09 am
20 things that you can only say at thanksgiving that sound naughty but aren't


Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little<b> dark meat.

</font></b>7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question


tracfun 54M

11/23/2014 3:13 am

very cute


playfulldick69 63M
12 posts
11/23/2014 3:35 am

One of my favorites is " God Dam That looks Good"


ElDeano64116 66M

11/23/2014 4:33 am

I love it. Going to steal for my FB page,


handsumhoosier 60M/57F
386 posts
11/23/2014 5:12 am


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
11/23/2014 7:59 am

It's a good thing we don't "do" Thanksgiving.


MovingOn001 68M
929 posts
11/23/2014 3:50 pm

Thank you for the laughs! I'll remember those as we partake of our feast and hope I don't choke from laughing.


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