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I LIED...............jokes of the day
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I LIED...............jokes of the day I LIED BECAUSE I SAID I WAST GOING RO BLOG TODAY,, I AM SUCH AN ADDICT. anyways this is just a copy and paste sort of pose anyhows. Q. How is a woman like a condom? A. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Q. Why is a mans semen white and urine yellow? A. So he can tell if hes coming or going. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks. TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES? NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS. How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let the bitch do it by herself. or None. Let the bitch cook in the dark. Why don't men have hemorrhoids? Because when God created man, he created the perfect asshole. A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card, invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone. "The evening was a disaster," he moaned. "Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother. "Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook ..." 4  if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question |
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 On the last one I hope Mother is now looking up the new App. "Slap em Silly"If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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Nice jokes..
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 A few new to me here
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Good ones for closing the week.  Cum to my blog and respond.  Have a great kissing fun time. 
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Good ones, I hope you feel better for the weekend.
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Blogging is addictive; it's like chasing the dragon! 
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