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The Vibrating Husband
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The Vibrating Husband The Vibrating Husband this didn't go where I thought it would, but I still found it rather cute. As the woman passed her 's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone." The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone." A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my -in-law." much love 4  if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question |
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A truly accepting father is a wonderful man. 
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DEb it sure is  4 if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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KL I am glad you appreciated this post t >>>>>>>... 4 if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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Walton I thought it was too 4 if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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what a buzz!
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clearly C 4 if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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very funny
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I suppose so C 4 if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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glad you enjoyed it handsum 4 if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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smiles, that did not go where I thought it would either. Getting cold here as well.
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mm its freezing here this morning 4 if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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