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another joke cause i need to laugh
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another joke cause i need to laugh Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?' the Doctor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, 'you may go in.' St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did, she replied, I taught educationally challenged . St. Peter then told her 'you may go in.' St. Peter asked the third man, 'what did you do?' The man hung his head and replied, 'I ran a large HMO.' To which St. Peter replied, 'you may go in, but you can only stay 3 days.' how fitting this one was for me today. I started grief therapy today.. and of course they wanted the money up front and dam hmo is gonna be a pain to get them to pay... if you have a joke go ahead and feel free to post it here. much love and big hugs  L.L. 4  if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question |
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Oh, there is NO bigger joke than insurance companies.  Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!
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Love the joke. OK, here's one. How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
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good one
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How about an Irish Joke. A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?" The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".
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peter, sorry I don't get this one 4 if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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A man with a stick of celery in each of his earholes and a carrot up each of his nostrils goes to see his doctor. The doctor beckons him to take a seat and asks how he can help him. "I'm not feeling well, doctor", said the man. The doctor replied, "I'm not surprised, you're not eating properly!" Hope the therapy goes well. 
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spunky lol ty for sharing that iwonder what he had up his butt 4 if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question
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I love it sure wouldn't want to go out dribking with him no wayyyyyyyyy
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