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McManiac for President!
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McManiac for President!  mcmaniac has tossed his hat in the ring. I've never seen him wear a hat, and this might be why. It's in the fucking ring. Christ only knows whose is pissing on it right now, even as we speak, but there are worse things than having your hat pissed on, and one of them is actually BEING President of the United states of America. But mcmaniac is willing to bear this burden for us, as long as he gets to fuck Sandra Bullock as his primary duty to his country. I'm not any too sure fucking Sandra Bullock is worth the cost of the shit rain that will surely befall him, but the man is thinking with his dick, and at least he's thinking with one of his own body parts and not someone else's. I'm calling on Swapfinder members to get behind mcmaniac. Behind him is a good place to be, because if he pulls out early and shoots for her tits you might just get squirted, and none of us want that. Ok, maybe some of you DO want that. If so sign up here for a front row seat- there WILL be a waiting list, and no one is certain just how much he has in reserve. Myself- I'm cool with a Doppler shift to the red, so I like the rear view. You can video record the blue shift from your position in front- just remember lens cleaner. Yes, this got disgusting in a big fucking hurry. Sometimes I even surprise myself. But think about it. Which disgusts you more: 1. Bombing brown the world over just because they're brown 2. Forking over billions in taxpayer dollars to fabulously wealthy corporations who rant and rave about welfare cheats 3. A semen and pussy lube<b> cocktail </font></b>shooting into your eye while stoned on some killer reefer The choice is yours. For details visit [post 3615152].    Become a member now and get a free tote bag. |
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I'm not fucking around with these pictures any more. Fuck it. It is what it is. I'll live with it. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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 Thanks Kzoopair! Red? Blue? I was hoping for a Doppler shift of White Smoke! Onward thru the Fog America! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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That's a no brainer. Vote for our own mcmaniac! Here's a Doppler effect for you... Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Well, you WOULD take a gander. I have the goose. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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That's a no brainer. Vote for our own mcmaniac! Here's a Doppler effect for you... Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Fuck yeah! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Boys this thing is taking on a life of it's own! If mcmanny gets elected there will be pink smoke coming out of the chimney at the white house and maybe at the Vatican in Rome too in solidarity. But I'm ordering Hebrew National Franks for the for the Inaugural Gala weenie roast, covering all the bases, don't want to leave out any of the constituents. Listen fellas, the times they are a changing, ain't gonna be no red and blue states anymore. We are all going psychedelic tie died. I've been busy getting ready, like my handiwork? Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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awesome flag, kathynj lol Back i 2000 I "ran" for president. Got like 20 votes, and a handful of people willing to waive signs and hand out fliers (they couldn't vote being non US citizens). It was fun. hahah. Go, McManiac!!  and thanks, kzoopair, for bringing his candidacy to our attention
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Wow, is that flag moving, how the hell did I do that! Or is this a bad trip. I am going to lie down now fellas. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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awesome flag, kathynj lol Back i 2000 I "ran" for president. Got like 20 votes, and a handful of people willing to waive signs and hand out fliers (they couldn't vote being non US citizens). It was fun. hahah. Go, McManiac!! and thanks, kzoopair, for bringing his candidacy to our attentionBecome a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I think I meant tie-dyed. Tie died is what happens when erotic asphyxiation gets out of hand. Sorry, it's all this depravity of a mcmanny administration doing my head in.  "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I always like my man on top. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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That isn't a dog pissing on the hat Kzoo. No wait, it's a pitbull in lipstick. Naw, it's not! It's... It's Sarah Palin, she only looks like a pitbull in lipstick. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Ha! I hadn't even got as far as the debates! They oughta be a scream! "Fuck you!" "No, by all means, FUCK YOU!" And so on. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I'm all for maniacs running for the US presidency and a mcmaniac presidency sounds dandy!  [image]
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About time we got another president who understands the way to peace an happiness is a good blowjob in the closet! mcmaniac first order should be mandatory orgasms....daily! Set up clinics like they had back in the Victorian days to ward off hysteria...except this time around, both men and women must get their daily dose of doctor assisted relaxation. Will you be his running mate?
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I'm all for maniacs running for the US presidency and a mcmaniac presidency sounds dandy! [image] Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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My stump will never go flaccid, they make pills for that! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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About time we got another president who understands the way to peace an happiness is a good blowjob in the closet! mcmaniac first order should be mandatory orgasms....daily! Set up clinics like they had back in the Victorian days to ward off hysteria...except this time around, both men and women must get their daily dose of doctor assisted relaxation. Will you be his running mate? I will put your name forward for Surgeon General. You sound like just the woman to supervise those orgasms. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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4/12/2015 10:38 am |
Just when I start to think I am going insane... you folks show up. Thanks for the giggles.
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I've gotten down on Texas before in my life- I tried hitchhiking there back in the early seventies, and the Texans I met gave me the impression they wanted me dead. But every time I get ready to cuss Texas I'm reminded of all the cool people I know from there, and there are a hell of a lot of those! There's something going on down there that us Yankees aren't fully aware of that produces some warm, friendly...and hilarious folks. Molly Ivins instantly comes to mind whenever I start to get pissed off at the latest political halfwit Texan. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Just when I start to think I am going insane... you folks show up. Thanks for the giggles. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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He has my vote KZ hugsssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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He has my vote KZ hugsssssssss V Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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That is hilarious stuff dude! Power to the Perverts! McManiac Nation! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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