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Wash Your Box
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Wash Your Box That's the name of a package you can send to a woman anonymously to inform her that her nether regions aren't smelling of roses. The package contains a moisturizing cream soap and a loofah. And a note that says 'You smell bad and you should feel bad.' Quite the gag gift, eh? Great for a despised ex, maybe. I was disappointed that there wasn't one for men called Make Your Wiener Cleaner. heh heh |
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One should always remember that going into the arms of someone classy should never be regretful only because of body odor
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There were a few occasions when my evil ex-girlfriend could have used such a "gift" -- which was rather strange because she was usually pretty obsessive about anything that might have detracted from the impression she made on people. I know she manages to attract men fairly easily (unless her looks have gone downhill a lot since I last saw her), but she also drives them away pretty quickly (though I was foolish enough to stick around almost a year). I'm not sure whether that would add up to enough partners to provide anonymity.
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4/29/2015 3:01 am |
I am thinking that the package will arrive without any note from who sent it!
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Yeah so who gave you that gift? [image]
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Yes... no excuse for poor hygiene  Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I'd have to have a mighty powerful hate on for someone to send that... If the funk is that bad with someone you like, suggest showering together. If you're not close enough to shower together, you're probably not close enough to send such a "gift"... As for the male counterpart... yep, you've got a fine tagline for it, but how about "Remove the pong from your schlong" or "Scrub the tang from your whang"? Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Oh man! You jogged my memory with that one. I sat next to a kid in one high school class who stunk like that! Somebody finally wised him up- not me- but boy was I grateful. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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HA HA!! Very cute...
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very good idea,for both sexes,unfortunately,at times
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4/2/2015 5:24 pm |
A clean box/wiener makes for a yummy snack! 
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