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Ode to the Dick Pic
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Ode to the Dick Pic I know that many women complain And say that dick pics are all the same. But seeing one ain’t like seeing them all. Cause some dicks are big and some are small. Some are thicker while others are thin Yours might be cut while his has foreskin. So I look at the pics and yes, I compare Sizes and girth and how much pubic hair. Truely, some dick pics are so thought provoking But others, well honestly, you’ve gotta be joking. The limp, flaccid member pic is incredibly weak ‘Cause I can’t imagine THAT making me shriek. And those who think their elephant cock cannot fail “Not a chance in hell, bud. Go fuck a whale!” I’ve seen balls tied up looking angry and red And pics of dicks being given head. A penis sandwiched between two cans of beer How many did you drink before that shot, my dear? And the dick with the piercings, what did you foresee? That I’d like metal barbells scraping inside of me? I’ve seen a funny face drawn on a dink But it’d be funnier still in permanent ink. Few, though, attempt that kind of unique They just post a plain dick for me to critique. Yes, I take note of all the dick pics you’ve used None make me want you but they keep me amused. So keep ‘em coming boys, but please know that most Women will judge every dick pic you post. |
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Very poetic and a good insight of thoughts
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Well done!  Btw- my dick pics are aways thought provoking.  Thoughts from the Garden...
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hahaha - amen! I still don't get it but different pokes for different blokes. *now searching the internet frantically for that vaginal garage door opener!* Say hello to "Penisio"! [image]
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 Brilliant Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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We are very pleased to advise that having reviewed the many odes posted hereabouts (far too many to recount in fact) the Senior Sizzle Achievements Committee hereby awards and bestows upon you an honourary lifetime membership to its Inner Circle - which is not to be confused with our Circumference Committee, unless of course you can demonstrate mastery the requisite scientific credentials. The honour includes the privilege of posting, uncensored, further facts and figures and pithy observations - as well as an unlimited number of images - whether yours or the objects of your edification. Your award has been send by mail - please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Our heartfelt appreciation, The Committee for Respect of the Swollen Effect
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Definitely gifted with words...... A controversial subject treated to some fun  Mark xxx
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That's a fun bit of verse. Thanks for sharing. I have a cock picture that I'm quite pleased with. The photograph is well lit, well focused, well composed, and well timed. "Well timed?" Trying to get the lighting, focus, and composition right takes a fair amount of concentration, and concentrating on the camera takes the mind away from erotic thoughts, so it takes some fortunate timing to catch it at optimal stiffness; the aim wasn't to photograph it in an almost-stiff state. I don't share that picture with general audiences; I save it for special occasions.
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lol,no mystery;perhaps a bit of modesty
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Author Author!! Quite clever..did you write this..LOVE IT!!
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Hard to top this... one has to go back to the 1974 Academy Awards, when after a streaker interrupted the proceedings, co-host David Niven got the show back on track with the line , "Isn't it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?" So, my dear MyUndoing, your effort stands with that from David Niven. Pretty good company! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Judgement without a trial now that seems unfair! Vive La Difference
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I may not go deep,but I tear up the sides! Using more than all the road!
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cute poem.....there is only one way to get to see mine
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Bravo 
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OK...ummm....so, how about a picture of my butt wearing a fedora, dark glasses and sipping a Cuba Libre? Wait...I already did that one....gimme a minute.... Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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