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Blogs > CynicusMaximus > Hooct Un Foniks Wurct For Me

Long Hot Throbbing Nights  

CynicusMaximus 52M
399 posts
4/7/2019 4:15 am
Long Hot Throbbing Nights

You know..

I figured out that if i lace my blog titles with some innuendo.. then my posts go from 23 views to 300.. this blig post was an experiment.. lol

I just spent the last couple of days huddled up under some blankets with a sinus infection. Friday, i didn't move out of bed all day or night..so of course, the first thing i did Saturday was get up and look into the mirror to see if i had turned into a roach.

For that, i blame reading Kafka at an early age for leaving an impression on me.

Wednesday of last week, i had to go out for a meeting that ended up with a tour of a museum with discussions on the next installation exhibit. During the sit down portion of the meeting, i felt a snap along my waist and something loosened. I sat there wondering what happened but still focused on the meeting. At the conclusion of the proposal, we all stood up and walked down the hallway. That's when i realized the elastic on my boxer briefs snapped. As i walked down the hallway, i could feel my briefs starting to creep down my hips. There were people walking behind me, next to me and ahead of me, so there was no discreet way of making an adjustment.

By the time we reached the end of the hallway, my underwear was now bunched up around my thighs and holding fast with the elastic at the bottom.. i felt like i looked like Dick Van Dyke during the penguin dance in Mary Poppins, but no one seemed to notice.

The meeting continued and it didn't seem like my underwear could fall any lower. Then here was the scaffold that i had to climb for measurements of the wall space and that's when i encountered the issues. I couldn't lift my leg up high enough to climb.

I had to excuse myself. I went to the men's room and ditched the underwear and returned to the meeting and was able to sketch out a draft. The whole time wondering.. will they notice?

I don't know if freeballing is for me tho.. I'm really not a fan of feeling the denim directly on me, and it's a little awkward. For me anyway.

So busted underwear and fever dreams that never go as expected this weekend.

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
4/7/2019 6:34 am

 I don't like the feel of denim on my lady parts so I don't ......gee, technically, I can't call it freeballing but you know what I mean.

Um....what kind of "roach" were you afraid of becoming?
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


CynicusMaximus replies on 4/8/2019 4:57 am:
Good question..
If i was typical roach.. i can survive a nuclear blast.

If i was a roach left in the ash tray though.. maybe not so good.

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
4/7/2019 7:45 am

I have that feeling when I have to walk very far wearing thigh highs... Damn you for introducing that Dick Van Dyke meme into my head now!

Wait, wasn't he a painter in the movie?


CynicusMaximus replies on 4/8/2019 4:59 am:
You look AWESOME in thigh highs tho. I remember... that was the only thing i left on you.
But Van Dyke was a chimney sweep in that movie.

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