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Blogs > CynicusMaximus > Hooct Un Foniks Wurct For Me

Strange Truth  

CynicusMaximus 52M
399 posts
3/25/2019 2:59 am
Strange Truth

Well, as i was doing my research for an article on Roger Stone i disco ered a hilarious truth about Roger Stone.

The truth is, i was already making fun of Roger Stone before this and i needed a new angle for the article, so i went digging for another tidbit from his past that i could use.

Turns out, and i can't believe that i missed this before, but Roger Stone was forced to resign from Bob Dole's presidential campaign after news broke out that Stone and his wife had several ads out in Swinger publications looking for well endowed males to join them in bed.

Which brings to my next point about Roger Stone.

How annoying do you think Roger Stone is as a swinger?

Would that clip art tattoo of Richard Nixon throw you off in bed..? As a swinging single adult , sure you would be forced to have that tattoo stare back at you as you top Roger Stone. Not that putting myself into that position, but if i were.. i might just spit on his back and tell him i came really hard.. then pick up my pile of clothes and dignity to walk .

Maybe that's .

Did we see this all along in Roger Stone's public persona? He dresses like a flamboyant villain from a Batman comic in the 60s and acts like a catty bitch whenever someone brings up Hilary.

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
3/25/2019 5:28 am

 I wonder if he screams benghazzzziiiiiiiii when he cums.


CynicusMaximus replies on 3/25/2019 7:13 pm:
I bet he screams Trump's real name.

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
3/25/2019 3:50 pm

 If I were topping Roger Stone (with a strap-on, naturally) I doubt if a Nixon tattoo would hold me back.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


CynicusMaximus replies on 3/25/2019 4:14 pm:
Would you donkey punch him though??

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
3/25/2019 5:46 pm

 "Would you donkey punch him though??"

Does the phrase "up yours" not have any meaning?
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


CynicusMaximus replies on 3/25/2019 7:11 pm:
I would put the strap-on in him sideways.

CynicusMaximus replies on 3/28/2019 5:22 am:
Lol, all the way up to the elbow then??

FMAOPLS 70F
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27112 posts
3/28/2019 2:59 am

 Ewwww - just the thought of him in any kind of swinging situation just creeps me out.
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CynicusMaximus replies on 3/28/2019 5:22 am:
You always hit the nail squarely on the head. There is something about him that just looks shady.

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