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To Bi or Not to Bi
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To Bi or Not to Bi Okay, so this is something that I have to deal with on a daily basis here and this is the first time that I've publicly discussed this in any kind of detail. This is also NOT an invitation, but just a little glimpse into how I reason with things at any given time. I have always made the joke here that if you're going to share any penis pics here, the only people who are going to leave you positive comments are other guys. As of late, I have been telling close friends on the site that the current trend has been guys interested in meeting me.. So here is the truth. I have considered it from time to time.. if I'm going to call myself a hedonist, then how can I do so if I'm not open to everything. The next question is how much do I really want to be a hedonist? So, the main issue is that I have an inside view of what it is like to be a woman on this site, especially if you are not into getting a message about how great you look and and a declaration that they can be over in five minutes and are already en route to your location. Is anyone really a fan of getting a message about them being in a hotel room on business and just looking for a little fun. Even if it is a woman asking me to go over, I'm still spending some time asking questions about who they are. I'm not above that kind of behaviour, but I'm not putting myself in a situation that I can be compromised. As a social nudist, I am not afraid of seeing a penis wobbling around at the pool when I'm at the Nudist ranch, or standing around having a conversation with a naked guy. I am past that part of being around guys, but I still give a stink eye to the guy in the gym locker room walking around with his towel over his shoulder and throwing a foot up on the bench as he talks to you about the weather. One thing that I'm never going to get over is the sight of another man's bare feet. I can't stand the sight of a guy's bare feet and have requested new seating at a restaurant when a guy showed up in sandals looking like he had walked through a salt desert barefoot. If there's a hairy toe knuckle or hair on the bridge of his foot, I might even throw up in my mouth a little. On that note, excessive body hair is just NOT going to work for me, so hairy shoulders and hair sticking out of ears and noses is just another mess of NOPE. But mostly, it all comes down to personality and every guy wants to be an alpha male online. I'm a guy too, so that just triggers my fight response and you're getting a bloody lip or I'm letting you know that 80% of my IQ is geared for insults. I don't think I find men attractive either.. I'm sure some of these guys are handsome studs in some arenas, but I can't tell you who a good looking guy is. I just see some potato shaped collection of lumps and sparse patches of hair with a sea urchin looking penis tucked under a nest of stringy pubic hair. No wonder every single woman on this site is pissed off at us. Finally, sex always comes down to an act of affection for me. If there isn't any kind of passion for it, it's just fucking. Masturbation is just as suitable for the occasion and I don't have to include some hairy, heaving ape in the room with me stinking up the joint. There is a viral video of Anthony Hopkins head banging to some<b> death </font></b>metal, but it just looks like my biggest nightmare of some elderly naked dude heaving over me till he has a fucking stroke. There is even some audio of him grunting that just grosses me the fuck out. I don't know how you women do this with guys. |
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Not all hairy apes are stinky, some can be quite attractive. King Kong (the 1977 production) played a part in my sexual awakening, although I didn't fully understand why or how at the time.
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