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Women are delusional sometimes.
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Women are delusional sometimes. It fucking snowed here, so I ran over to my parents and took the plow around to do their walks and got everything shovelled, then drove into town to do my friends walks and driveways because I really have nothing better to do tonight and my loves the snow. I get my truck packed up and ready to go, and the cops came by to see what I was doing and I told them, and then some lady comes out to the cop car and says to him that I am stalking her. I look at her with interest, and said what? And she said you have been stalking me. And I said how have I been stalking you lady, I plowed the sidewalk. And she says exactly. You come here and take your tractor out and do all the walks here when you don't even live here and always stop at my house and look in my windows. So the cop looks at me and says do you know anyone here, and I said yeah one of my best friends and her neighbours walk is the one with the joined driveway and I just run up and down the street since I can do it in ten minutes. And this lady is like, wrong, you don't know anyone here, you stop by my house and look in. So I went to my friends house with the cops and this lady, and she gives me a hug and asks what the fuck is going on, and the cop tells her and so she says why the hell do you stop in front of her house every time because now it is obvious I have a pretty credible story. I didn't really want to make it sound so harsh, but I was kind of fed up with this bitching woman, because her mouth wouldn't close about what a pig I am, etc etc. So I said because my takes a dump on her lawn everytime so I get off and pick it up and throw it in the garbage. The cop just choked a smile back, this lady was like no no no, and my friend is laughing a bit and I turned around and say look I can put it back if you want or you can smell the shit bag its still on the side of my plow all up to you. She went<b> silent </font></b>after the cop told her if she doesn't stop talking, he is going to have to arrest her for uttering threats. I try and do a nice thing, and I get shit on. I am not going to plow her sidewalk anymore. Oh and btw, I don't stalk women. And if I did, it would not be her. She looks like a former crack addict with plastic surgery to repair the damage. |
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oh thats right.
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you can plow my walk any day of the week....you can even peek in my windows if you like....hell, just knock, the door's always open....
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Love this comment She looks like a former crack addict with plastic surgery to repair the damage. 
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You can plow my drive any time....
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Yes...I'd agree. We are delusional at times. But this was too funny...
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