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Joke of the Day  

inneed6174 50M
5 posts
11/12/2014 6:53 pm
Joke of the Day

What do you want to be when you grow up?  A teacher asked her third-grade class.
Little Kevin piped up.  “I want to start out as a Marine pilot, then become a billionaire, find me a gorgeous and buy her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris and a jet, all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”
The teacher was completely shocked and didn’t quite know what to do.  So she decided to just ignore Kevin’s response and continue with her lesson.  “And How about your, Elizabeth”?
“I wanna be Kevin’s "

itzchic824 37F
2811 posts
11/12/2014 6:57 pm

 haha
I sent an Angel to watch over you last night, it returned in a hurry. I asked why, it said "Angels can't watch porn." Thanks for fucking traumatizing my fucking Angel!

Don't bother trying to figure me out. Not even the little voices in my head understand me. It's pointless!


sweetlips_03 45F
1271 posts
11/12/2014 7:03 pm

 Good one. I want to be Kevin's whore too!
Sweet Kisses
sweetlips_03


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