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Christine's latest incredibly insightful thoughts  

justchristine4u 55T
294 posts
5/23/2020 3:26 am
Christine's latest incredibly insightful thoughts


Here I sit by my lonesome. Time on my hands and not a stiff cock be had. That's kind of ironical isn't it??

An Ode the Latest Health Crisis

Here I sit upon my ass,
On sexual encounters, it seems all must pass

Still" stay at home" is through,
I must do without a screw,

I really need a fuck,
but seems I am out of luck

It is truly sad,
when for hot sex I can be had!

Yeah, I know this Ode stinks but my sense of humor still works, lol. I wondered if anyone reads these anyway

thumper211 57M  
46 posts
5/23/2020 4:50 am

You forgot,
Patience my ass,
I need a hard dick in my ass


dogslife2live01 71M

5/23/2020 5:42 am

oh the things one thinks of when they have no thing to play with

there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity


loveallpeople69 59M

5/23/2020 6:16 am

get it anytime u want it. just be careful


8848tuit 71M

5/23/2020 7:47 am

Even with the virus I would give you a toss or 3 anytime.


8848tuit 71M

5/23/2020 7:48 am

Not that I have it, but it’s out there


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
5/24/2020 6:37 am

Well, people just have to wear condoms over their heads to have safe sex now.

Vive La Difference


thumper211 57M  
46 posts
5/25/2020 5:11 am

    Quoting  :

Sorry, don’t know much about poetry.
How about
Patience my ass
I need my hard dick in this lass


cdluvr422 70T

5/25/2020 9:07 am

I know where you are coming from, Christine. Really bad when you break you toy and can't run to the local adult bookstore to get a replacement! At least you brought us a smile and a chuckle! Thank you for your poem. {=}


luvtofuk1965 58M
156 posts
5/25/2020 4:57 pm

Hindsight being 20/20 I wish I'd invested in an online adult toy business before the "great lockdown of 2020".


justchristine4u 55T
32 posts
5/27/2020 5:11 am

Hi, all
I am pleased to see that people actually do read these ramblings of mine. I am also pleased to see other kinksters have a sense of humor also. Apologies for not answering each on you personally but since I am not Gold. I can only read or respond to messages from fans.Hate you to think of me as rude.
Stay safe!
Christine


stephenw1962 61M
1 post
6/8/2020 6:43 am

Any time you want a date and have the chance to go... I am rite here


bodysmooth2 50T

6/23/2020 7:08 am

Im reading them sweetie


lookingtoplay511 69M  
23 posts
7/3/2020 4:51 am

Your refreshing sense of wit make the situation a bit more tollerable.
Thank you


20form 53T  
90 posts
7/25/2020 11:54 am

We are all in the same boat..


orlandofun7 58M
185 posts
9/21/2020 7:13 am

Christine
You are a very sweet poet.
I believe you really know it.
I send you this little text.
Because I really want your sex.

Fred


Avonsenior 70M
1458 posts
9/6/2021 9:12 pm

We are in the same boat and it looks like a very long trip.
Hope we could see teh end of this tunnel


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