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I Must Inform You by ThePoetic1  

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4/9/2014 10:33 am

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4/9/2014 10:33 am
I Must Inform You by ThePoetic1

I Must Inform You

You get a instant message
From a smiling beauty queen
But they're dishonest Africans
Working on a money scam scheme

The pretty woman will tell you
That she likes you and wants to know who you are
In the meantime you get more pictures
Of a woman who looks like a porno star

After a while she will profess her love
She'll ask you to send her money through Western Union
So she can come to The United States
And the both of you will have a joyous reunion

In the meantime she'll keep sending you naked pictures
And she will ask you to wait
While you sit at home like a jerk off
And constantly masturbate

But no one is coming to meet you
The pretty woman isn't real
Because its a bunch of Africans
Trying to make a cash deal

She'll ask you to turn on your cam
Wonderful words will be spoken
When you tell her to turn on her cam
She says "Sorry babe, but my cam is broken"

They will sweet talk you to death
They will try to get everything they can
You won't be able to see them
Because they don't have a web cam

So the 'make believe' woman
Will ask you to send her a new one
So that the two of you can have
Some cam to cam fun

What's that you say? You never received it?
I'm so surprised by this amazing tale
Because the 'make believe' woman will tell you
It got lost in the mail

Do me a favor-
Mr. African Man
At least change the country
Where you obviously operate your scam

You ask the 'make believe' woman where she's from
And she'll tell you she's working temporarily in Ghana as a nurse
If you are stupid enough to believe this
Then you are setting yourself up for a world of hurt

This scam is getting old
Some people are so insane
If your dumb enough to fall for this
Than I must inform you that you've got shit for brains
"In Every Soul a Poet Silently Lingers" - ThePoetic1


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