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Blogs > Whovonovich > On the Edge of Forever

The Man  

Whovonovich 58M
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9/17/2013 9:28 am

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9/17/2013 9:29 am
The Man

At 0750 this morning the idiotic and definitely retard cops of the oh so moronic state of Louisiana call here, waking up everyone, including the dogs. They claim that I didn't register as a sex offender and that cops and federal marshals and fart harvesting aliens are out to get me *rolls eyes*

Really? Sooo,,,, you called me to tip me off so I could run from said fart harvesting aliens, is that how the state of Louisiana conducts a manhunt?? Clever. Inbred fucking freeks.

So I sez to the retard, (after I said 'do you know what fucking time it is here?' ) 'Retard', I sez, 'I got a stack of papers here that sez I DID register, ya freek' and I read off names and dates and and my registration number to said cock smoker, to wit he sez 'oh.... well.... maybe they are waiting for paperwork from us before posting to the database'

GEE, YA THINK??? GODS FORBID YOU IDIOTS SHOULD FUCK UP THE PAPERWORK YET AGAIN, RIGHT?? *sighs*

Then he has the gall to threaten me with my restraining order. 'You know you have a restraining against you'

does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?

he goes on and on about the restraining order, so I ask point blank "has anyone complained to you?" to wit he replies 'not that I'm aware of'

SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU THREATENING ME, PRICK??? mmph.

then he goes on and on about how 'if you ever return to Louisiana...'

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? Even if hell itself froze over I wouldn't set foot in that cesspool of a moronic hell hole, even if my very life depended upon it.

freeks.

mmph.

bah.

Now I want angry sex. Angry sex with some tart who doesn't have a gag reflex in order to satisfy certain male oriented oral fixations of mine.

And I'm ticked 'cause I want angry sex, because it's not really in my nature to objectify another human being for my own testosterone bloated fantasies.

mmph.

What a cruddy way to start the day.

For the record, I think I deserve a point or two for being so honest about myself (just a thought) and if anyone is curious about my run in with the law feel free to ask. The short of it though is that it's just a domestic bs fiasco that has no bearing on reality at all *sighs*

It seems that nine times outta ten reality never figures into the equation when domestic bs is concerned, the guy loses, end of story. I feel that I've accepted this rather gracefully, so I'm triply ticked to still be hassled about it.

bah.

*sighs*

so it goes.

It's still good to be Free
let's hope it lasts *sighs*
whovonovich

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