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Blogs > CaptainDilfCT > The Adventures of Cap'n Crazy!

Food Based Pick up Lines  

CaptainDilfCT 40M
0 posts
11/27/2017 4:02 pm
Food Based Pick up Lines

Cuz I'm in a weird mood Tonite

I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

I know I'm not on your grocery list but I'm checking you out.

Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

I heard you like Tofu, Me too but only with a ck at the end.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking? our name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.

You must work at subway...cause youre givin me a foot long.

You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.

Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way

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PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
12/10/2017 8:57 pm

 I'm laughing. And I'm actually a little hungry now, LOL.


CaptainDilfCT replies on 12/11/2017 5:36 am:
Didn't mean to make you hungry

dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
11/27/2017 7:54 pm

 those are funny to read...maybe not so funny in person?? Oh hell, I would laugh actually.


CaptainDilfCT replies on 12/11/2017 5:35 am:
Laughter is what I aim for

ThickKush 48M
2 posts
11/27/2017 5:41 pm

 Is it like McDonald's? Over a billion served?


CaptainDilfCT replies on 11/27/2017 6:28 pm:
Not sure

kissing_softly 109F  
216 posts
11/27/2017 5:17 pm

 *groan*


CaptainDilfCT replies on 11/27/2017 6:29 pm:
I know. This is what happens when I don't have anything to post

mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
11/27/2017 4:41 pm

 let me know if any of these work for ya...lol
woop woop


CaptainDilfCT replies on 11/27/2017 6:29 pm:
Don't plan on trying any

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