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Hey, we need to talk...
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Hey, we need to talk...  When we first start talking, I have a plan. I'm going to find out if there is a good chance we are going to get along well. I'm going to ask you all kinds of stuff that has nothing to do with sex. You don't have to answer if you don't want to. But don't misrepresent. Don't lie. This is going to throw things off. You all say you want a woman who "knows what she wants". I realize you think this just means sex. But it actually means everything. The mind is extremely important in achieving orgasms. If I you don't stimulate my mind, my body can't get into it. You don't have to impress me; you just have to interest me. If i think there's a chance, we make plans to meet in person. When we first met IRL, things will be a little different than they are here online. For one thing, I'm taller than you thought. Also, my ass is actually scary in person. It's not mean, it just acts that way, smashing into stuff and eating all my panties... Also, I either chatter endlessly or silently stare at you, depending on my mood. And trust me, if you don't want to see someone from a cult, don't ask me about roller derby. I'll tell you about it; totally wanna... but you won't hear the end of it. Next, this is a date. I'm an kind of old lady. When I was a young girl, guys and girls didn't "hang out", there was no Netflix and chill... Don't get me wrong, I am capable of opening my own doors and buying my own drinks, but if you asked me out, I'm going to be unimpressed if you don't step up for the occasion. It's nice to be treated like you are important. If I reach for your hand, then it's OK for you to do the same. But in public, you need to take your cues from me. Seeing how we click means finding out if we have chemistry, and if we both feel comfortable about being alone together. If that happens, and schedule allows, finding a suitable, private, clean place for us to play is on you. I can't do it. I'm not working enough to support a hotel habit, and my husband, though tolerant of my hobby, is not going to allow you in our home. Plan ahead for that possibility; but chances are, we'll have a nice social visit, and maybe make more elaborate plans for next time. Don't kiss me or grope me in public. I'll kiss you if I feel safe and comfortable doing so. Here's the really important stuff. Be on time, message if you are running late. Please and thank you. May I, or do you mind if? Little stuff like that goes a long way. Good manners will take you places. Likes: clean, clean shaven, well groomed, polite, punctual, mindful Dislikes: Rude, pushy, vulgar, self absorbed, perfumed, lazy, inconsiderate I know you read my stories. You know what I CAN be like... relaxed, friendly, down to earth, easy going... But I'm no pushover. I take shit from NO ONE. Don't pressure me. Don't wheedle or harass. By all means, don't do anything I have asked you NOT to do. I will kick you to the curb. Seriously. If we hit it off, and play well together, maybe we'll get a chance to play again. Maybe. But nothing in life is guaranteed. Be happy for whatever time we get. I promise you that I am. The luckiest lady in the world right here. I'm glad we had this talk. Now say goodnight and kiss me sweetly. Xx, Your Mrs I. |
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All very reasonable and sensible. Some degree of mind-connection goes a long way toward tuning and strengthening everything else. Although, if you show him that pic shortly beforehand, he's probably going to have at least a little extra difficultly keeping it patiently in his pants...
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Well stated, and a gorgeous pic - from a purely Academical view Cheers my lady - P
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Sweet, naughty dreams, my lambs 
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