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Bad Naughty Talk is Just Plain, Dirty...So, Don't Do It, Please!
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Bad Naughty Talk is Just Plain, Dirty...So, Don't Do It, Please! As a fly by observation writer working on craft, it has come to my attention the need to preserve not only human language, sexual human dialogue and the dignity of scripted verse as well. This isn't some ploy to make people speakeasy when it comes to everyday conversation; this is to save the embarrassment of a lover who's corny 1-liners become cringe worthy monologues. Now, there's definitely a place for this B-flat entertainment in Hollywood, where even the worst writers can make an Oscar worthy actor or actress into some bumbling line by line porno reading fluffer. If you've seen Star Wars Episode III, the part where Natalie Portman churns out the classic, "Anakin, you're breaking my heart!" with enough tears to cry herself a river, then you know exactly what I'm getting at. Yes, friends, nothing screams such agonizing blow, than the way someone with great articulation suddenly stuttering lines a preteen a 5th grader could write better in her journal. Wait, check that. Has anyone tried reading '50 Shades of Grey?' God bless, saying that would be an insult to 5th graders everywhere. Anyways, it's important as the more significant and smarter lover to make sure any such conversation NEVER takes place in or out of the bedroom. It doesn't matter if he is sincerely trying to make himself into some romantic fool with his baby-this and baby-that mojo. Have him stop the madness immediately! Or you just risk feeling that your expensive college education suddenly becomes awash in cheesy beer loving frat chat when you get close to your snuggle-poo. In turn, this becomes, bad, bad, sex! Just one of the things for him to ultimately avoid: "You know you want this dick!" Of course you do; you just don't want him saying it, that way. I learned early on, the best things said, are often nothing at all. Let your actions speak for themselves, especially when you're thrusting your will into her. The tightening upon your shaft the moment she achieves a certain kind of euphoria is all the encouragement you'll need to continue on with a lover's firm push. Now, I'm sure there are a number of women who have their own horrific grammar lacking stories to tell regarding the kind of perverse, but silly dialogue they've been hammered with. Or, you've been lucky to have an appreciate lover who with his guiding tongue decides to lick his way to the mental erogenous zone that is the feeling in your brain, tell me about it! Basically, if you so care to share, I'm happy to discuss. Guys, that includes you too. Just be sure you leave the scripted shit you score with at the door. Thank you. |
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3/20/2013 9:18 am |
I admit to being perverse,...I like articulate artistry in seduction, and direct blunt, to the point communication when the clothes are off,... now if you are capable of spouting poetic verses while we are skin to skin,..you will no doubt have to beat me off with a stick, however, I respond to verbal cues, I dislike the silent treatment during a pleasure hunt,... granted if your mouth is full, of me, I can understand that you can't articulate just then how you are enjoying the sight, sound, taste and touch of me, but when you come up for air you can certainly let me know, it important for each of us to make sure we articulate our appreciation of the pleasure, and our specific desires, how else am I to know that at that moment you wnat nothing more than my lips on your left nipple? but I am in complete agreement with you abou thte scripted part. If its not real, it cmes through, worse still if you insist that I use particular phrases, I might comply but probably not more than once,... and Daddy in any form is a total no go for me,...creeeeeeepy nasty names are not off limits, but a derogatory tone is regardless of the words being used, you can make me feel like a princess while calling me a slut, and vice versa its really all in the intent and the tone. SO please talk to me,...dirty or not is determined by what feels right for you.
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3/20/2013 9:15 am |
I'm one of the weird ones that actually did read all 3 of the 'Fifty Shades' books and enjoyed them. Sometimes I feel like I have to apologize for that  but, I actually found the story amidst the porn.
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3/20/2013 9:13 am |
I must admit that I have at times played along with those one liners. I'm sure there are woman who enjoy this, but for the most part, I think the majority of woman do it simply because they know men like it. As I sit here and ponder this, I realize that it has never really turned ME on personally, but that I knew subconsciously that the man I was with enjoyed it. And yes, the scenario of the guy walking into the room,or standing at the edge of the bed, cock in hand, saying " oh baby, you know you want this" is definitely one of those one liners that were ok said once,but soon became one of those "cringe worthy monologues". The one I hate the most though is when a guy refers to himself as "Daddy" or "Big Daddy". I've heard things like "Come here lover, Daddy needs some of that" or " oooh Daddy likes". Any time I hear that D word in a sexual sentence I cringe.
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I admit to being perverse,...I like articulate artistry in seduction, and direct blunt, to the point communication when the clothes are off,... now if you are capable of spouting poetic verses while we are skin to skin,..you will no doubt have to beat me off with a stick, however, I respond to verbal cues, I dislike the silent treatment during a pleasure hunt,... granted if your mouth is full, of me, I can understand that you can't articulate just then how you are enjoying the sight, sound, taste and touch of me, but when you come up for air you can certainly let me know, it important for each of us to make sure we articulate our appreciation of the pleasure, and our specific desires, how else am I to know that at that moment you wnat nothing more than my lips on your left nipple? but I am in complete agreement with you abou thte scripted part. If its not real, it cmes through, worse still if you insist that I use particular phrases, I might comply but probably not more than once,... and Daddy in any form is a total no go for me,...creeeeeeepy nasty names are not off limits, but a derogatory tone is regardless of the words being used, you can make me feel like a princess while calling me a slut, and vice versa its really all in the intent and the tone. SO please talk to me,...dirty or not is determined by what feels right for you. Good girls go to heaven,....Bad girls go EVERYWHERE! I love to travel  Come visit my blog tigger678902
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I'm one of the weird ones that actually did read all 3 of the 'Fifty Shades' books and enjoyed them. Sometimes I feel like I have to apologize for that but, I actually found the story amidst the porn.
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3/20/2013 1:46 am |
I must admit that I have at times played along with those one liners. I'm sure there are woman who enjoy this, but for the most part, I think the majority of woman do it simply because they know men like it. As I sit here and ponder this, I realize that it has never really turned ME on personally, but that I knew subconsciously that the man I was with enjoyed it. And yes, the scenario of the guy walking into the room,or standing at the edge of the bed, cock in hand, saying " oh baby, you know you want this" is definitely one of those one liners that were ok said once,but soon became one of those "cringe worthy monologues". The one I hate the most though is when a guy refers to himself as "Daddy" or "Big Daddy". I've heard things like "Come here lover, Daddy needs some of that" or " oooh Daddy likes". Any time I hear that D word in a sexual sentence I cringe.
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