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“SPRING ISN’T THE ONLY THING IN THE AIR.”
“SPRING ISN’T THE ONLY THING IN THE AIR.” -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- WELCOME TO THE SINNERS CLUB -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- “And then the witch doctor He told me what to do He told me Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bang bang Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bang bang Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bang bang.” ~ The Cartoons ~ “Witchdoctor” ..........Greetings and Salutations to All of You my Dark Angels of Blogville,........Of Course, as Always it’s an Absolute Pleasure to see you’ve All made it back into My lovin’ arms again,........back into the Embrace of “The Sinners Club”..........So now, with the Ugly Nature of the Winter finally behind us once again,..........Spring has Sprang,........Well, at least Here in the Dirty Jersey It has,..........But, as I’ve mentioned before, Spring here in the Asshole of the Northeast lasts from anywhere between thirty hours and days..........After the Heat and Humidity rise like a Year Old’s Dick! ...........Okay,.......Before I digress any further,........My Original Point being here in the so called “Garden State” (Believe it when I say the Irony Of particular moniker isn’t lost on !) during this time of the year, the only thing hangs around through Spring and into Summer is the Tree Pollen. Dusting everything a fine shade of yellow,........On bad days you can see it blowing in the wind,.........So, needless to say, Breathing Shit In all day long plays Pure Bloody Hell on your sinuses,.........Making your nose feel like you did an entire eightball of Badly Cut Cocaine in just minutes. ..........On the way to work, I pull into the Waldogreens Drug Emporium, figuring on picking up some Allergy Medicine to keep me from wiping my nose crimson.........After a few long minutes of wandering up and down isles, I finally find what I’m looking for, the Allergy Medications.........Now I’m standing in the middle of the isle looking down at the many different kinds and brands of allergy pills.........Essentially, the basic image on the packaging for all of them seems to be the same,........The names however are All different, the only thing they seem to share is they’ve All been named in some Archaic language doesn’t use Vowels,........Maybe it’s Swahili or Pago-Pago perhaps. ..........Finally deciding on One, picking it up I turn it over to read the back of the box for any potential allergic ingredients, only to discover the So Called side effects are Far Worse than the Actual Problem it’s supposed to cure! And wasn’t just One, I stood there and read the symptoms and side effects on each box at 5:30 on a Tuesday morning. Slightly Amazed, Slightly Stupefied and Slightly Stoned..........I’m a wake and baker, what can I say? ..........Eventually I notice I’m being observed from a distance. Farther down the isle there’s a Pimply Faced Teenaged Stock busily straightening things are already straight, while Stealing Frequent Glances in My direction.........Finally he begins walking up the isle towards the stock room.........He passes as I’m standing there holding a bunch of boxes trying to decide on the lesser of the potentially evil side effects of each, and which one to . ..........I fail to notice Farmer Ted standing there until he opens his pie hole while looking me up and down. “You can only purchase One Single box of Allergy Medicine every twenty days.” He remarks in a slightly condescending ton of voice. Surprised I turn and ask the Greasy Zit Strewn Little Smart Assed Punk Fuck, “And why is ?” I say, already knowing the answer. Rolling his eyes like only teenagers can, he informs me of something I should apparently already know in the manner you would a Small . “It’s because enough of the active ingredient when rendered a<b> temperature </font></b>into its purest form is the Main Ingredient in Crystal Methedrine.” “Oh, Okay, I see what you’re Saying now.” My eyes going dark as I stare down at him with a of distaste on my . “Basically you’re insinuating I like some kind of Scumbag Motherfucking Piece of Shit Crystal Methedrine Cook?........Is what You meant?!?!........Do I at least have much Correct?!?!” “Well, Sir,........It’s just ,........” “It’s just What!” I shout. “I’m sorry Sir,........I didn’t mean anything by it!” “Yeah ya did.” I tell him. “Basically you just called Me a No Good, Poison , Junkie Fucking Drug Dealer!” I exclaimed. “Sir, Sir, Please!” He begins to beg. “’s not what I meant at All!” “The Fuck Ya Didn’t!” I state. “If ’s Not what ya meant, then Explain to me Exactly what it was you Did mean.” “Ahhhhhhhhh, Sir, Please forgive my Ignorance!” He pleads, voice beginning to quiver a bit. “C’mon Now!” I bark at him. “You’re a Big , you Know what you Said!” “Sir Please, I didn’t mean,.......” “You’re Just Lucky we’re Inside, ‘cause it’s too early for me to drag your ass into the parking lot and stomp your guts !” “I Swear Sir!” He tells Eyes beginning to well up with tears. I stand there, grimacing as I stare down the , his shoulders slumped, his head down. A small sob issues forth from his throat. “And I’m gonna tell ya another important thing you should always keep in mind when dealing with the general public, if is what you plan on doing.” He stands there studying his sneakers. “Hey!” I say clapping my hands together to get his attention once again. “Ya listening to what I’m layin’ down here?” “Yes Sir.” He responds after collecting himself for a moment or two. “Okay, as I was saying.” I tell the . “When dealing with people for a living, you can’t take things personally, you have to come to the realization Some People will Fuck with You simply because They Can.” He still stands there looking bewildered. “And I’m one of those Motherfuckers !” I tell him with a laugh. “And Sweet Lucifer’s Halo I got You but Good !” I watch the look of relief spread across the as he stands there Slack Jawed. I cant help but laugh more this. I reach into my pocket and press a folded five spot into the palm. “Uhhhhh,.........Thanks.” The mutters, clearly confused, before fleeing to the relative safety of the stock room. ’s when I figured it’d be a good time to depart, so grabbing a random box of allergy pills I promptly and leave before the Emotionally Unstable stock I put the screws to for being a Prick calls the local Police Department about a raving lunatic ranting and raving because he can’t get all the ingredients he needs to cook up a gargantuan batch of Methamphetamine. ..........Once I’m safely tucked away in the confines of my truck, I crack a Monster energy drink and begin to struggle with the “ Proof” packaging I noticed this medications particular list of Potential Side Affects,..........Which read as such,........... ..........When taking this medication the following my occur; Dizziness, Drowsiness, Lethargy, Fatigue, Loss of consciousness, Itching, Scratching, Problems operating cars and machinery, Blurry Vision, Double vision, Headaches, Bloody nose, Loss of hearing, Blurry vision, Skin rashes, Extreme acne, boils, Swollen feet, Swollen hands, Swollen moon shaped , Kidney stones, Genital Warts, Loss of sexual interest, Erectile disfunction, Difficultly Breathing, Difficulty swallowing, Sweating, Cold And Clammy skin, Increased heart , Abnormally slow heart , Loss of feeling in extremities, Depression, Anxiety, Memory Loss, Upset stomach, Abdominal pain, Vomiting, Muscle aches, Muscle cramps, Muscle spasms, Constipation, Diarrhea, Anal leakage, Irritated asshole, Impure thoughts, Loss of inhibitions, Uncontrollable Animalistic Sexual Behavior, Suicidal Ideations, Suicidal thoughts, Suicide, Extensive internal bleeding, Extensive external bleeding, Violent episodes, Liver failure, Kidney failure, Heart failure, Coma, and quite possibly Death. ..........Needless to say, I made a second stop at the 7/ and picked up Three Boxes of Tissues,.........Reasoning a red irritated runny nose and watery eyes were Far Better than the potential litany of Health Hazards come with taking a pair Allergy Pills!..........I do Street Drugs don’t have Many risks!.......Irregardless I included a Picture of the brand of Allergy Medication I ended up buying. ..........Ahhhhhh Well,.........Another barely coherent ramble Complete,.........And So,........My Angels,........My Devils,.......If you should happen to need a little Solace from the Chaos of the Work Week,........Drop on back and tell Good Old backpocket what’s bothering You,.........I can at least promise a Smile, so don’t Hesitate,..........You know where I’ll be,..........Right here where you left Me,........... Sinfully Yours, backpocket President: The Sinners Club -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- AS LONG AS THE WORLD IS SPINNING, LETS KEEP SINNING -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- -|- |
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I used to work at the pharmacy in one of my local Wally World's here. I hated (with a black rose passion) the policies regarding most over-the-counter allergy and cold meds, and what we as salespeople had to go through from customers every time that they wanted a package. As most everyone knows, Wally World is one of the most heavily-shoplifted stores around. One of the most lifted items from any of these stores is... yep, you guessed it. Cold/allergy meds. The statistics are even greater for those stores that are within a 20 mile radius of any Crack Head City. Why? Pseudoephedrine, one of the main ingredients in these meds, that cooks and dealers use to cut their product with to increase sales. Oh yeah, I know a lot about it, because I had to take and pass mandatory tests created by Bureau of ATF for our corporate offices... just to get in for a stint as a cashier in the pharmacy. Talk about fucking nuts! I lost count just how many upset customers I had to explain in detail why this item is kept behind the counter now, and under lock and key, 'cuz you know... far be it to trust even your fellow coworkers to not lift something from their place of employment. Ugh- it was a gorram headache! SO GLAD I don't work there anymore. I have cottonwood and ragweed that blooms out here. You're not allergic to those are you? "Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.
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Don't believe what HeartCollector said...there is hay fever aplenty here in MN. And NEVER read the side effects!!
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Allergies and Crystal Meth... they'll get you... all the time. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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The Wicked... did ya say you are 6'5"???? oh you know how i love tall men...well...i don't know why, because i am only 4'11"...basically a midget myself...every one is taller than me, but...woohoo...i still love taller guy...over 6'...lemme stand on the stool, if you are gonna fuck me standing...haha.. yah...i am in florida, and indeed...spring has been springing...since February....well...more like last October...that's when my allergy started to act up... but now, i am on three different allergy pills...and a nose spray...and eye drops...yah...i am a drug addict...haha... The Fallen Angel 333
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Hey Sexy, that's just crazy this is why I buy my allergy meds at Wally World, but I have to go out of my town to another town to do it as the town I live in LOCKS everything up from Meds, to condoms, sanitary products for the ladies and not to mention my fucking TIDE PODS. I don't know what the hell gets into people I swear. I hope you find something without all those dreaded side affects. I hope you really enjoy the rest of your day..
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