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Blogs > bandit5_0 > The Bandit's Thefts

To all the YogaDivas out there.....  

bandit5_0 54M
32 posts
1/6/2014 7:45 pm
To all the YogaDivas out there.....

A YogaDiva is someone who is so damn selective she can't get what she wants yet she still bitches and moans about how messed up this site is because she isn't getting laid.

Looking for a younger, fit, white guy? So are a lot of other people - so if you don't have what it takes to get one of those in real life WTF makes you think you are going to get one here?

Disappointed because you picked a young white guy who only packs 4 inches?? Put a size requirement on your profile! Better yet, come over to the dark side

Mad because that 4 inches couldn't get hard for you and he ran away??? Well, I can't really defend him but before you complain about how HE couldn't rise to the occasion maybe you should reassess YOUR ability to get him aroused. Some of you YogaDivas think all you need to do is take off your clothes and a dick instantly gets sprung. Truth is it takes incredible skill to keep a dick SOFT and if it happens to you then you need to take a good hard self-assessment because THERE IS SOMETHING ABOOUT YOU that's not right.

But the bottom line is - if you aren't happy with your lack of success here on Senior Sizzle.......LEAVE! Don't write bullshit about just hanging around to keep in touch with friends.....if they truly are your friends then give them your personal cellphone number or email address
and GTFO! This site will continue on, and most likely be better off without you

buxombbw4u 56F
16144 posts
1/6/2014 8:57 pm

 Why do you call them YogaDivas? I never heard that before.
2022... it HAS be better, right?!


40BATS 54F
197 posts
1/6/2014 8:58 pm

 WOW...What a blasting!!! I had to read what you meant by YogaDiva. I have to admit, I am selective, because I KNOW what I want. Dark meat is my preference but a little white chocolate never hurt anyone.

I did laugh at this post. Not because it was funny, but because there is alot of truth to it. I especially like the "dick SOFT" comment. I never thought about it in that way, but I suppose you are right.

Just wanted to read this. And thanks.


bandit5_0 54M
79 posts
1/7/2014 4:09 pm

 Do a member search for YogaDiva - if her profile is still active, read it and you will understand why I coined the term. All I ever did was say I felt sorry for her after reading her profile and blogs. She sent back a smart ass reply and blocked me.

She thought she could get away with it......not with THIS brotha

Having a lot of truth in what I say makes this blog my payback that much better


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