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pal334 69M  
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11/13/2018 4:40 am

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11/15/2018 4:03 pm
=** The staff of fun
There is very little that is off limits. As several bloggers have mentioned, some folks are very sensitive about the size, shape and utility of the penis. I guess people are not satisfied with what nature has given them. This results in a climate that opens them up for humorous remarks. Here are a few jokes, that poke humor at the penis. What are your thoughts? Do you think too much emphasis is paid to the physical aspects , over the emotional aspects or ability to please?



Two five year old boys are standing at the potty waiting to pee.
One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
"I've been circumcised." the other boy replied.
"What's that mean?" asked the first boy.
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off then?"
"My mum said I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?"
"You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year!"


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Two brothers enlisting in the army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary,sir!" the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, "Your father is the reason for your elongated penises!"
"No sir, our mother is!" the younger one replied.
"Your mother? Don't be stupid, woman do not have penises!"
"I know sir" replied the older brother, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bath, she had to manage as best as she could!"


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While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out that she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife in a rumpled bath robe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she looked through a magazine.
Then without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent hard on. Looking down at this he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed up, of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!"




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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/13/2018 4:43 am
Always enjoy it [image]
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SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
11/13/2018 5:38 am

 I love to watch him get erect, so fascinating


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
11/13/2018 6:18 am

 Good one Pal. A hard cock is always good to look at gives you great ideas where to head next. hugs V
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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
11/13/2018 7:46 am

 I loved these!!! I thought the mother was the best until the guy saw his wife in curlers. Great jokes for a very rainy Tuesday
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scott6250 61M

11/13/2018 7:50 am

 Too much thought by men is put on size rather than abilities.
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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
11/13/2018 11:10 am

 That first joke was great.. and its not about the size of the tool, its about the skills of the man behind the tool. I hope you have a terrific day..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/15/2018 3:52 pm
    Quoting SimpleLatina:
    I love to watch him get erect, so fascinating
So naughty, but must be fun
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/15/2018 3:54 pm
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Good one Pal. A hard cock is always good to look at gives you great ideas where to head next. hugs V
Oh? Gets to be naughty
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/15/2018 3:56 pm
    Quoting pocogato12:
    I loved these!!! I thought the mother was the best until the guy saw his wife in curlers. Great jokes for a very rainy Tuesday
That is a good one
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/15/2018 3:57 pm
    Quoting scott6250:
    Too much thought by men is put on size rather than abilities.
So true, deal with what they have is better
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/15/2018 4:00 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    That first joke was great.. and its not about the size of the tool, its about the skills of the man behind the tool. I hope you have a terrific day..
Plenty of practice and care helps
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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/15/2018 4:03 pm
    Quoting  :
Never going to happen for me!
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