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~~ Can you beat these? ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Ken. How can I help you?" "Hi Ken, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs; The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, I woke up and she was not home. So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?" /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my ." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your ’s teacher." //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 . After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more . A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs." |
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1/28/2017 5:24 am |
Ahhh, A true fisherman! Man comes home from a week of fishing, wife asks, "How was the fishing, Dear?" Oh great, Baby, caught lots of fish, donated to the nursing home, but hey, u didn't pack my jockey shorts! They were in your tackle box!!!!!!!!! 
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#2 was a real winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and #3 had me collapsing (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Morning smiles, thank you
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They are so funny, but I like the last one best
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Love them all. Number 2 was my favourite. Hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I saw a magic ambulance today; it turned into a hospital! 
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1/28/2017 4:10 pm |
Good and very funny stuff my friend! "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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Ahhh, A true fisherman! Man comes home from a week of fishing, wife asks, "How was the fishing, Dear?" Oh great, Baby, caught lots of fish, donated to the nursing home, but hey, u didn't pack my jockey shorts! They were in your tackle box!!!!!!!!!
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Morning smiles, thank you
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#2 was a real winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and #3 had me collapsing
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They are so funny, but I like the last one best
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I saw a magic ambulance today; it turned into a hospital!
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Good and very funny stuff my friend!
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