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+_+ Penis and humor Two five year old boys are standing at the potty waiting to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!" "I've been circumcised." the other boy replied. "What's that mean?" asked the first boy. "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut off then?" "My mum said I was two days old." "Did it hurt?" "You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year!"  ////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Two brothers enlisting in the army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary,sir!" the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, "Your father is the reason for your elongated penises!" "No sir, our mother is!" the younger one replied. "Your mother? Don't be stupid, woman do not have penises!" "I know sir" replied the older brother, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bath, she had to manage as best as she could!"  //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// While away at a convention, an<b> executive </font></b>happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out that she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the<b> executive </font></b>found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the<b> executive </font></b>walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife in a rumpled bath robe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she looked through a magazine. Then without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent hard on. Looking down at this he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed up, of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!"  |
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Funny as hell. Keep them coming.
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I liked the last one the best. Ty Pal for the laugh. Kind of funny how much emphasis is placed on the size. You should be thankful with what you have. No way of changing it. Your right there. Have a great day off to get more sun High of 30c today hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mum calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and ask him, "What is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis." The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods. The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!"
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Funny as hell. Keep them coming.  Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient. "In over 20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional." With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery. The doctor burst into uncontrolable hysteria. "I'm sorry I really am, I don't know what came over me, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen" said Bob. [image]
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I liked the last one the best. Ty Pal for the laugh. Kind of funny how much emphasis is placed on the size. You should be thankful with what you have. No way of changing it. Your right there. Have a great day off to get more sun High of 30c today hugs V  The 5 worst things about being a penis is ... 1. You have a hole in your head. 2. Your best friend is a cunt. 3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole. 4. Every time you get excited you throw up. 5. You always are wearing a collar.
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There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mum calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and ask him, "What is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis." The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods. The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!" The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?" The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."
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You can imagine the reaction I get when I turn a man down because he's too big. Thanks for the morning laugh. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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a good way to zing a guy: ask him if it's true that he needs a black pepper shaker and needlenose pliers to pee. if he sprinkles pepper down there,then grabs it quickly with the pliers when it sneezes
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Penises, whatever size, are always a good subject for humour! 
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You can imagine the reaction I get when I turn a man down because he's too big. Thanks for the morning laugh. [image]
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a good way to zing a guy: ask him if it's true that he needs a black pepper shaker and needlenose pliers to pee. if he sprinkles pepper down there,then grabs it quickly with the pliers when it sneezes 
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. And I am certain that you are right, men would never do that  [image]
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Penises, whatever size, are always a good subject for humour! [image]
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Pal, yes so many jokes and I found one I hope you will enjoy..Happy Saturday my friend.. A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Bernie Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Bernie Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity." And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase. "Oh my god!" she screamed, "Bernie Schwartz is dead!" Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Pal, yes so many jokes and I found one I hope you will enjoy..Happy Saturday my friend.. A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Bernie Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Bernie Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity." And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase. "Oh my god!" she screamed, "Bernie Schwartz is dead!" Q: What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? A: Beef strokin' off. Q: What is a diaphragm? A: A trampoline for dickheads.
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Thanks for the humor today my friend! Loved 'em all. Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. Q: What did the left nut said to the right nut? A: Look at the dude in the middle tryna look all hard.
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A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. One smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Not an excuse. You can use your other hand to write with."
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Too funny! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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