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Little Johnny needs to go to the naughty step!   [image]
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Good chuckles to start the day!!    WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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Little Johnny is a naughty boy [B]Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!" "Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women." Sure enough, the very next sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!" "But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
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Little Johnny needs to go to the naughty step! [image]  [image]
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Good chuckles to start the day!! [image]
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Little Johnny is a naughty boy Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!" "Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women." Sure enough, the very next sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!" "But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!" [image]
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I think Little Johnny will grow up to be president one day. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I think Little Johnny will grow up to be president one day. [image]
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. He is quite a little pisser [image]
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After I posted mine and you posted yours I was now surprised this is a hot topic.. Too funny Pal ty for sharing hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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never heard of little Johnny jokes....it must be generational thing! Or maybe I not with it! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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Hilarious, pal. Thanks for sharing. A única alegria isenta de amargura é a de bem proceder.
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After I posted mine and you posted yours I was now surprised this is a hot topic.. Too funny Pal ty for sharing hugsssssssssss V  [image]
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never heard of little Johnny jokes....it must be generational thing! Or maybe I not with it!
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Great Little Johnny Jokes here today..  Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Great Little Johnny Jokes here today..
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I really enjoyed these Johnny jokes.
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little Johnny is my hero
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