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<<< No NURSING HOME FOR ME!  . Prior to this email, I had planned on finding a rich woman and becoming a kept man.  Oddly enough I have not been having much success in that quest. How about the rest of you, are you making , or have you made any plans ?No nursing home for me. I'll be checking into a Holiday Inn! With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day,there is a better way when we get old and too feeble. I've already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it's $59.23 per night. Breakfast is included, and some have happy hours in the afternoon. That leaves $128.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies. Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer-dryer, etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap. $5 worth of tips a day you'll have the entire staff scrambling to help you. They treat you like a customer, not a patient. There's a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free. The handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp). To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays. For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of the nice restaurants there. While you're at the airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise, the cash keeps building up. It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation today. And you're not stuck in one place forever -- you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city. Want to see Hawaii? They have Holiday Inns there too. TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No problem.. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience. The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid checks to see if you are ok. If not, they'll call an ambulance . . . or the undertaker. If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life. And no worries about visits from family. They will always be glad to find you, and probably check in for a mini-vacation. The grandkids can use the pool. What more could I ask for? So, when I reach that golden age, I'll face it with a grin.  |
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I've already booked my Holiday Inn room for my dotage!  
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I was thinking of staying with the kids, but this is a much better idea
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humorous but true.....the health care and elderly care system is insanely over-priced
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By the time I reach the age of making such choices, the best I'm likely to be able to afford will be a cardboard box in a crowded inner-city alleyway... At least it will be close to all the best begging locations, unless the New South Wales criminalises begging like governments in some other australian states have.  [image]
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I've already booked my Holiday Inn room for my dotage! [image]
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I was thinking of staying with the kids, but this is a much better idea [image]
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humorous but true.....the health care and elderly care system is insanely over-priced [image]
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Never really thought of that, but damn, what an idea!! Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!! 
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Never really thought of that, but damn, what an idea!! I may have to look into that also
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Luv this one, Pal. I will definitely have to cut and paste this one on several places. Cheers.
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Lol I think your sister is hinting at something.. This is a good one! Tell her well done.. No nursing home for me. You never know what happens behind close doors... hugssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Maybe George Carlin had the right idea,,,,,,, [image]
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Luv this one, Pal. I will definitely have to cut and paste this one on several places. Cheers.
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Lol I think your sister is hinting at something.. This is a good one! Tell her well done.. No nursing home for me. You never know what happens behind close doors... hugssssssssssss V . Oh no,, freedom[image]
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Here is another joke hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I think I choose this place Have a great day Pal.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Here is another joke hugs V [image]
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I think I choose this place Have a great day Pal..[image]
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