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*** Tuesdays yucks and chuckles
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My mate and I were sitting in a pub when he asked me: "So what do you prefer anal sex or oral sex?" "Easy one," I replied. "Anal sex all the way. I do it all time." "Okay, then how about this: Anal sex or vaginal sex?" "Vaginal sex?" I snickered. "I don't have a vagina."  [image]
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Two people have sex is called a twosome... Three people have sex is called a threesome... Four people have sex is called a foursome... .....now I know why they call me handsome [image]
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I saw your post about baking today, thought you would like these one Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off. Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple. You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking? [image]
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Q: How do you know who gives good blow jobs? A: Word of mouth. ///////////
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Do you know what an Australian kiss is? It's just like a French kiss, but you do it "down-under."
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Q: How do you know who gives good blow jobs? A: Word of mouth. ///////////  [image]
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Do you know what an Australian kiss is? It's just like a French kiss, but you do it "down-under." [image]
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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Douche:Hey girl wanna suck my dick Girl:sorry my mum told me to not put small objects in my mouth
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Two people have sex is called a twosome... Three people have sex is called a threesome... Four people have sex is called a foursome... .....now I know why they call me handsome Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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lol Simple you have some good jokes too ty for sharing hugsssssss V A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms.
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!" [image]
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Douche:Hey girl wanna suck my dick Girl:sorry my mum told me to not put small objects in my mouth  Shut him down[image]
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lol Simple you have some good jokes too ty for sharing hugsssssss V [image]
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Thank you, I am having fun with this A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms. [image]
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Q: What do toys and boobs have in common? A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them! Q: What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: "If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts."
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Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: You’re my breast friend. Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells? A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.
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Q: What do toys and boobs have in common? A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them! Q: What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: "If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts." [image]
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Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: You’re my breast friend. Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells? A: Her boobs were too big for B shells. [image]
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Fellatio, irrumatio, cunnilingus. Oral sex - what a mouthful.
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