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...My HEARRRRTS' On Fire.... Elvira!
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...My HEARRRRTS' On Fire.... Elvira! Scratch another one off my bucket list... I finally got to meet Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, in person. Her actual name is Cassandra Peterson, for those who don't know. And she is still just as hot now as when I crushed on her when I was a . I couldn't take a pic with her when she was in her regular, non-Elvira clothes, for publicity reasons... disappointing, but understandable. But I did get to see her at her Sinema Seance concert at Knott's Berry Farm this year, I got to get her autographed picture, and I got to talk with her before her concert for a while. She's a very nice woman, extremely witty, and I will firmly and undeniably admit that I acted like a drooling idiot-fanboy in front of her. Sigh. What can I say? I don't care if she's 64, I'd be her boy-toy in a heartbeat. And... I chickened out on asking her for a date. Yes, I'd planned to ask Elvira for a date! Are you kidding? Even if she'd said no, at least I could have said I tried! But when it came down to it, I really didn't have the opportunity, and maybe that's for the best. I mean, she's a vampire, I'm a mortal...  I got some very good pictures of her, but the single pic I got of both her and I together is above... and it's not a very good pic. It almost looks like I'm standing in front of a cardboard cutout, and the ones handling the event insisted that she sit behind that gigantic desk the whole time, even though she said she was happy to pose next to people for their shots. I guess Knott's was being careful with their celebrity... again, understandable, but disappointing. But at least I finally got to meet the Dark Lady herself. I've had prior opportunities at her shows, but I always missed them. Her handlers keep her pretty wrapped up most of the time. I guess they unclenched their ass-cheeks for this one. I'm glad I got the opportunity to actually meet and talk with her. Another -crush crossed off the bucket list. I've met and talked with Erin Gray, Daisy Fuentes, and Cassandra Peterson so far. Now I just need to work out a way to meet with Debbie Gibson, Samantha Fox, and Kathy Ireland before I die, and my -crush list will be completed. It's not something I'm going to go out of my way to do, but it would be nice.  How about you? Have you had the opportunity to actually meet and talk with someone famous you had a crush on when you were a ? I don't mean just "Can I have your autograph?", but actually be able to chat with them for a few minutes or more. Maybe you've slept with someone famous? Inquiring minds want to know. Giddy up, Ah-Oooom-Bop Ah-Ooom-Bop Ah-Maow-Maow.... Yeah, I know that song wasn't about her, but in my mind, it will always about Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Hiiiiiii-Yo Silver! A-WAAAYY! .  Your Friendly Neighborhood King of the Jungle, The Lion. READ THIS! ------>>>lionthatroared I DARE you to read my blog and attempt to be unchanged by sheer, utter AWESOMENESS!!! It's like Kung-Fu Panda fighting Super Models with heavy metal music pumping in the background... hyped up on Rockstar energy drinks! And... whipped cream with chocolate sprinkles! And... laser-guided sex toys are probably involved! And... and... oh, I know... I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked it at some point! |
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