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Facing Reality Sucks. Part II
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Facing Reality Sucks. Part II Fact #2 - The odds are completely against you. I'm sitting at my desk right now, looking at the numbers of men versus the numbers of women on this website. In California alone, where I'm sitting right now, there are nearly 1.2 million men with registered profiles on Senior Sizzle. There are slightly less than 68,000 women. That means for every woman who created a profile here, there are nearly<b> eighteen </font></b>men. That doesn't take into account how many of those profiles are inactive... care to take bets on which sex has the higher percentage of inactive profiles? Oh, and did I mention that a lot of the female profiles are total fakes? Those are not good odds. Oh, if you're a woman, you have a smorgasbord to choose from! It's a literal buffet of willing, available men! But if you're a guy, we once again come to that rather harsh reality... You're fucked. Those women can have any damn guy they choose. Any of them. ANY OF THEM! They can be just as picky as they like! You can be Bradley Cooper with a cock like King Kong and the body of a professional male underwear model, and if you act like an asshole, you're done. It's over. They have 1.2 million other guys in California ALONE to choose from. They do NOT have to tolerate your stupid ass, no matter how taut and perfect it may be. Once again... WOMEN DO NOT THINK LIKE YOU DO!!! So stop acting like they do! On this website, by default, whether we want to or not, we men are put into the role of chaser, and women are the chased. This is partially because of what I said in my earlier post, but mostly it is simply because of numbers. They don't have to go looking. They log on and go through more messages from us horny males every single day than even the most attractive man on here will go through in a month. How much less mail does your ugly ass get? Get that through your thick skulls. So let's figure this out... is a woman, who does not think like you do, going to be more likely to respond to a message of "Hey, baby! I like your tits! I wanna fuck your ass! I could lick your pussy all day, and cum all over your face! Let's get together and fuck!"... OR... is she more likely to respond to a message of "Hi, I'm Lion. I noticed you like rock music from the 80's... hey, so do I! Want to talk music?" Which one, do you think? Now, I'll grant you... some women on here are going to look at that and think, "Are you shitting me? On a sex site? I'm trying to get laid, and he's talking music?" And hell, for all I know, maybe those blatantly sexual messages are getting you somewhere, and I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. But from what I've been reading on female profiles; from what I've read on a thousand forums; from what I personally have heard from women all over the world for the last 41 years of my life; and from every possible indication I've seen on this and other sites like it... talking to a woman like a normal person will get you laid a hell of a lot faster and more reliably than sex talk. You know what I've discovered? Let HER start the sexy talk. If she starts it, match her level of sexy. If she's flirting, flirt back. If she hints that she thinks you're cute, hint that you think she's cute back. If she starts talking about wanting you to lick her asshole while shoving a dildo in her pussy while she's tied to the bed with a ball-gag in her mouth, well... bear in mind, there are a lot of fakes here.  But if you lead off with the nasty talk, and it's not her thing... once again, you're fucked.I know, I know... you're horny. I'm a guy, I KNOW. All of us guys KNOW. We completely relate to your excitement, your hopeful realization that a woman may actually have sex with you, and the suddenly loss of blood to the brain due to it rushing south... I KNOW!!! All of us guys deal with this! But you can't let your hormones take charge like that! You will RUIN your chances of getting laid, and the virtual world-wide cock-block will remain in effect. Stop thinking with your dick. Your dick will get its satisfaction, but you HAVE to think with your mind in order to get there. And that means waking the fuck up and realizing that... Say it with me... WOMEN DO NOT THINK LIKE YOU DO!!!!! So start being smart about what you write on here; in response to forum posts, to her blogs, to any message you write to her, and especially in any response she may write to you! Just because YOU think it's sexy doesn't mean SHE does! In fact, I'd put a shitload of money on that bet! Oh, and that's another thing... IF you get lucky enough to get a response back from the spam-messages you're sending out to every woman in the tri-state area, DO NOT ASSUME SHE WILL SLEEP WITH YOU. That is the biggest rookie mistake you can make. If you make any assumption about her at all, assume she's going to want to find out about you and what makes you tick. No, not sexually. Like I said, don't start the sexy talk. Let her do it. Less is more. And that takes us to the last part of this little reality check: Fact #3 - Your dick makes a lousy profile pic. Look, I have a big dick. I'm sure the ladies would be more than happy to look at my big dick at some point. But it's about the worst damn thing you can lead off with. If I put a picture of my dick on here, I'm sure as HELL not going to use it as my profile pic! Even if women think you've got the most attractive cock on the planet, if it's attached to a guy they don't find appealing in other ways, you're fucked. Remember<b>... eighteen </font></b>men per woman, if you're lucky. Every single man has a dick. Leading off your first impression with a picture of your schlong, no matter how big or attractive it may be, is going to turn off a large number of the women here. You're done before you even started. Would you like to know why? Because it shows you're selfish and conceited. Yep. I speak the truth. You are telling the women on here, "Hey, look! I have a dick! Now you're turned on, and you're going to want to get all nasty on this dick, aren't you? That's right, crave my body! You're going to be all over me when we meet, and I can lay back and let you do it all, because you're only here for my dick!" Pssh. Yeah, right. Hey, I have some great ocean-front property in Kansas I'd like to sell you! Do you have a moment? Put your face in the profile pic, not your dick. Put your dick pictures in a separate folder. This sends the message of, "Hey, I'm a regular guy, but I'm also a sexual being with needs and desires. As you can see, I have a dick, so that proves I'm male, and I'm hoping you'll find it attractive enough that it adds to my sex appeal." Kind of simplistic, but you get the idea. Okay, I can hear the shouts now... "Wait a minute! Women put pics of their tits and ass and pussy as their profile pics all the time! Why aren't you yelling at them???" Two reasons. First, because we're men. We like tits and ass and pussy, and women know it. We're also very visual beings, and we get sexually excited by looking at the attributes of sex on the female body. Men are hard-wired to respond to those signals. Women are not. Second, if a woman is proud of a particular sexual attribute, she's going to show it off. Her confidence in her body is part of the attraction. Confidence is also an attractive feature to men, and is also hard-wired into us. Once again. Women are NOT hard-wired to respond to pictures of dick. They may like them, but it's not an instinctual response like it is in men... and why? Do I really have to type it in boldfaced, underlined, and italics, in all caps and with lots of exclamations points again? Apparently so. WOMEN DO NOT THINK LIKE YOU DO!!!!! I may write more on this, but I'm done for now. As usual, comments are welcome. . Your Friendly Neighborhood King of the Jungle, The Lion. READ THIS! ------>>>lionthatroared I DARE you to read my blog and attempt to be unchanged by sheer, utter AWESOMENESS!!! It's like Kung-Fu Panda fighting Super Models with heavy metal music pumping in the background... hyped up on Rockstar energy drinks! And... whipped cream with chocolate sprinkles! And... laser-guided sex toys are probably involved! And... and... oh, I know... I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked it at some point! |
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 I hate to burst your bubble, but only 1 out of those 18 guys is a "quality" guy (if the lady is lucky). The others are dickwads, asshats, slimeballs, creeps, jerkoffs - I'm sure you get the picture.Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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That's sort of my point, FMAOPLS. There are a shitload of assholes out there, that's why I put it out there that they shouldn't be one of them! My point is, if they even hope to get with a quality lady, they need to start acting like quality men. The ratio was to prove a point... that the men on here need to wake up and realize that. And BJ... ouch... I'd like to think I might be one... Your Friendly Neighborhood King of the Jungle, The Lion. READ THIS! ------>>>lionthatroared I DARE you to read my blog and attempt to be unchanged by sheer, utter AWESOMENESS!!! It's like Kung-Fu Panda fighting Super Models with heavy metal music pumping in the background... hyped up on Rockstar energy drinks! And... whipped cream with chocolate sprinkles! And... laser-guided sex toys are probably involved! And... and... oh, I know... I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked it at some point!
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