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My definitely non-homosexual infatuation with the penis...this one's kinda long, no pun intended
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My definitely non-homosexual infatuation with the penis...this one's kinda long, no pun intended FIRST AND FOREMOST: I am not<b> homosexual. </font></b>I am not homophobic and as a matter of fact I regularly interact with<b> homosexual </font></b>men and women on a close, friendship. They're a helluva lot more fun and interesting than straight people, I promise you that! Anyways, this is a BLOG. A combination of the words WEB and LOG, meaning I get to LOG my thoughts on the WEB. I can say(type) WHATEVER THE FLYING-FUDGE-MCNIPPLES-BATTLECOPTER I WANT!!!!! Now for the BLUF, the bottom line up front. I like dicks....*pause* no homo. I have a dick and I fucking love it. I couldn't imagine life without my dick. It's the greatest thing God, Yahweh, Jehovah, Krishna, The Buddha, Mother Earth, Cronus, Zeus, Ronald Reagan (yes, Ronald Wilson Reagan is a deity in my book, fuck you), or WHOEVER/WHATEVER else you believe in, could stuff in guy's pants. I mean this thing is goddamn wonderful!! Women will NEVER know the joys of slinging a dick around in rhythmic fashion and the excitement it brings!!! Here, check out this funny, albeit borderline homoerotic video, of guys doing what we do best: http://Senior Sizzle.com=sGHxhkynDhc Now put on your thinking caps guys, shit's about to get REAL. Back to the topic at hand, the reason I find the penis so motherfucking interesting is because it's a social paradox. If one guy walks up to another guy in public and caresses his dick, all sorts of negative words will be thrown around, they'll be shunned, and the guy grabbing for dick will be probably get knocked the fuck out...I mean who goes around just grabbing dicks? So grabbing some guy's dick in public is "wrong" BUT if I were to slap the living shit out of somebody's dick, yell "SACKTAP" and start laughing, all of a sudden it's COMEDIC GOLD!! I mean look at every Jackass movie. It's just as homoerotic as the video of those guys "dickslanging" in a room together. It's almost like a bunch of rich guys got together at a restaurant and said "Hey, you know what'd be really funny? If we did extremely damaging things to our dicks, tape it, and make people pay to watch it!! FUCK YEAH!!!" The dick is also a social taboo. If a guy's looking at a picture of a girl with her nipples flaring through her barely there wet t-shirt, I'm a "man's man" BUT if a chick is looking a guy with a RAGING hard-on, she's a slut right off the bat....and if she isn't a slut then "dude, she totally wants your cock". This one might be just me, but my dick is a direct look into how I feel about a chick. If I'm spending time with a chick and just the sight/thought of her doing regular things get's Captain Kirk's attention, well goddammit I've found a keeper....BUT on the other hand, if she makes my dick shrivel up from the sight/thoughts of her....then KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! Here's a random thought, WHY THE FUCK IS THE SHAFT OF THE PENIS BUILT FORD TOUGH BUT THE TIP IS MORE SENSITIVE THAN A VIRGIN WATCHING THE NOTEBOOK ON HER PERIOD??? Mind you that's only a total of 3 thoughts and I have TONS more but those just kinda highlight why I like dicks so much. They aren't just for sex, they establish dominance, they're fun, they're mysterious, and they're value varies like you wouldn't believe in different cultures and lifestyles. The dick is a pretty amazing thing you're right damn skippy I'm proud to have one....sorry that goddamn Southern slang always finds a way out of me -___-. Alright enough of my rambling thoughts.....thanks for reading!!! Stay gold out there!! |
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