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Blogs > castomper > Canadian WTF !!!!

What'll they think of next ??!!??  

castomper 61M
922 posts
4/20/2013 3:35 pm
What'll they think of next ??!!??

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right
tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"

"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh!
Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"
We can't be together ... If you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.
sexynewf61 62M
2876 posts
4/21/2013 4:59 am

 Ouch is right. A true friend would mention that her ass is a pencil sharper.
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castomper replies on 4/21/2013 11:29 am:
True!!! ... Maybe he wasn't as good a friend as he thought...

sexysixties2 106F
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39750 posts
4/21/2013 4:57 am

 Brilliant....but tell me why in this day and age would anyone need a pencil sharpener in an office???
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


castomper replies on 4/21/2013 11:26 am:
Good point!!(no pun intended) ... maybe the power went out and someone forgot to pick up pens???

pagancountrygirl 66F  
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6466 posts
4/20/2013 7:06 pm

 That's a hell of a thing to forget to tell someone!
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


castomper replies on 4/20/2013 7:42 pm:
Too true!!!!!

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