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Some of us really ARE that stupid!!!!!!  

castomper 61M
922 posts
8/8/2012 9:08 pm
Some of us really ARE that stupid!!!!!!


A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat. What to do? There was no male of this species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals’ cages. Now Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn’t very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the female gorilla. So he was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the gorilla–for five hundred bucks? Mike replied that he might be interested, but would have to think the matter over.

The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:

“First,” he said, “I don’t want to have to kiss her,” and “Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union.”

The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what could be the third?

“Well,” said Mike, “You’ve gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks.”

We can't be together ... If you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.


pagancountrygirl 66F  
6466 posts
8/8/2012 10:31 pm

Hope the female gorilla can wait that extra week!
If not maybe he could just owe them the money....

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


castomper replies on 8/9/2012 6:21 pm:
I think she's probably smart enough to know that Mike's an idiot. And she'll give him the benefit of the doubt!!

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