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Recycling an Old Joke
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Recycling an Old Joke Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know I like Construction Workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable." Visit my Blog Older but no Wiser and find out more |
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Very cute Dave! Just like you. kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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This is so ^(*&^ funny I ma pimping it to some private email people!! Thanks (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Good one Dave and it is one I have not heard yet so all is good.. Hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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That pretty much sums them up.... 
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 Thanks for the laugh DaveVisit my Blog  
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Makes Me SMILE ...As It Reminds Me Of My FAV President Trump Bashing All Those Phony News Reporter ASSHOLES The Other Day LOVED IT
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It may be old but it's oh so good! It certainly had me laughing! Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Rotflmao.. I love this one perfect for our new government.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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ROTFLMAO that's our Prez in a nutshell. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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