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Seriously, don't take me seriously.
Seriously, don't take me seriously. Oh contradictory statements, i love you so! Anywho... Welcome to post number 1; so glad you could make it! ^^ If you continue to read, you will find information on the following: general warnings of content, the types of topics you can expect in the future, and an introduction to me. Nothing fancy Schmancy, just a<b> starter </font></b>post. Don't worry though, not only will there be better topics to come, you also don't have to read this! (Ah freedom.) FYI, i hope you stay <3 General Warnings: 1. Please don't take me seriously! I am a sarcastic SOB, and it is never my intent to offend anyone. If you find yourself whirling with angry, please let me know that you are offended and why, so that i may apologize, and rectify any discrepancies. I am a lover; I just happen to also have a big mouth in which my foot is magnetized. Not that I have a foot fetish, or anything. 2. I am long winded. 3. I am biased. Anyone who says they aren't biased, is lying. 4. I am heavily opinionated. You may find that I seem "close minded," but I prefer the term "right." ^^ haha. I joke! 5. I am a horrible speller, and I don't know the definition of "grammar." I hope you are able to look past my faults, and still enjoy my content. 6. I am blunt. Blog topics types: I will have 4 main types of posts which are described below. My Ranting 101 (first week) This is where I will share my opinion on a hot topic, or give you free advice. ^^ watch for the "101" to let you know a rant is coming. Your Thoughts? (second week) Here I will pose a burning question. You tell how you would answer it. watch for the "?" to let you know I'm looking for your thoughts. Their Achievements. (third week) I'm gonna spotlight on a Person, Place, Thing, or Idea. More than likely this section will be riddled with sarcasm. But a genuine thanks is not beyond me. Our Bloopers. (fourth week) I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours. Very much a FML setting. I'll get the ball started with personal mishaps or crazy dreams. months with five weeks will have a surprise Introduction: Besides what I already said... I'm a fun loving, go with the flow, bubbly and energetic, portal of passion. I absolutely love my job, but when I'm not working, you may find me playing sports, writing music, or watching porn. ;P My guilty pleasure is kettle corn popcorn, and I hate it when people cut in front of traffic... unless I am the one who is doing it. Ok! looking forward to joining the blog-osphere. |
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welcome, I look forward to reading you J
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welcome, I look forward to reading you J
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3/24/2012 6:16 am |
Great start. I can tell already that your blog is going to be one of my favorites. "I am heavily opinionated. You may find that I seem "close minded," but I prefer the term "right." I laughed out loud. Keep em coming and I'll definitely participate when the option is offered.
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Great start. I can tell already that your blog is going to be one of my favorites. "I am heavily opinionated. You may find that I seem "close minded," but I prefer the term "right." I laughed out loud. Keep em coming and I'll definitely participate when the option is offered. For the nice words, and the added pressure.
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Welcome to Blogland, Ive read several of yours and I like! If you need anything, holler!
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