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Blogs > tallsassybbw58 > I Double Dare You Not To LOL

elevators  

tallsassybbw58 65F
186 posts
3/1/2013 1:16 pm
elevators

A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.”
The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and starts shaking him. The big guy says, “What's wrong with you?” In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!"

notsure1949 75M
10657 posts
3/1/2013 3:27 pm

 similar thing happened when working for a phone company, everyone crammed on the elevator looking to the doors, i got on and looked to the back, one of the female co-workers was in front of me. someone said to turn around and look the other way, i just said you look where you want and i will too, my female co-worker had a good laugh


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