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even bleach can't fix this  

rm_travelguyoh 63M
7254 posts
3/7/2013 5:39 pm

Last Read:
3/10/2013 11:23 am

even bleach can't fix this


Let me tell you a story of what happened to me
today on the way home from work...I stopped at Arbys to get
a sandwich...I ordered the Rueben and a coke...
The girl at the counter looked at me with a straight face
and said will that be with cornbeef or turkey...I you not



After living in the remote wilderness
of West Virginia all his life,
An ole hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city…
In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it.
Not knowing what it was, he remarked,
How about that; here's a picture of my daddy
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered
his wife Lizzy didn't like his father;
so he hung it in the barn and
every morning before leaving for the fields,
he would go there and look at it…
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn
so one day after her husband left for his day in the fields
she searched the barn and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
"So that's the ugly bitch he's been runnin' around with"


some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
3/10/2013 11:23 am

    Quoting  :

hey stranger...it's nice to see you stop by for a visit and leave with a smile

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
3/8/2013 7:17 pm

    Quoting  :

it was a dirty job but someone had to do it

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
3/8/2013 7:16 pm

    Quoting Msboobsy:
    LMAO, I love it. So funny, picture and all.
thank you for stopping by and finding a reason to laugh

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
3/8/2013 7:15 pm

    Quoting  :

that's a trip, I just might have to make

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


Msboobsy 70F
5972 posts
3/8/2013 4:59 pm

LMAO, I love it. So funny, picture and all.


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
3/8/2013 1:32 pm

    Quoting  :

the best rueben i ever had was at Carnigie Deli in NYC...and i think the second best was at Max's in Jersey

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
3/8/2013 9:02 am

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    omg that picture was the BEST way to start my day..... laughing my ASS off!!!!!!

    Thanks!! {=}
i'm glad you stopped for a visit and left with a smile

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
3/8/2013 9:01 am

    Quoting  :

his expression is priceless

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
3/8/2013 9:01 am

    Quoting EnchantedViolet:
    Very funny... both the real life story and the pic.
thank you

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
3/8/2013 9:00 am

    Quoting Bang_44DDD:
    That picture should be a must see for newbies to internet dating!
great idea...i was thinking the same thing

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
3/8/2013 8:59 am

    Quoting  :

that's what someone else told me too...but still a rueben is cornbeef anything else is just plain wrong

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
3/8/2013 8:57 am

    Quoting  :

you're awesome...thank you

some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
3/8/2013 4:33 am

omg that picture was the BEST way to start my day..... laughing my ASS off!!!!!!

Thanks!! {=}


EnchantedViolet 59F
2795 posts
3/7/2013 6:48 pm

Very funny... both the real life story and the pic.

EnchantedViolet... the Garden is in bloom again
Thou Shalt Not Fuck Thy Neighbor


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