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Puns For the Slightly Higher IQ!  

LightMeUp4U 67M
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1/3/2021 6:18 pm
Puns For the Slightly Higher IQ!


Puns For the Slightly Higher IQ!

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or<b> death.

</font></b>A man needs a mistress just break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek--cheek is really a form of floor .

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is tired.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don’t your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar’s days are numbered.

A lot of is tainted - taint yours and taint mine

A boiled egg in the morning is hard beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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