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What not to do when you're drunk at 3am and find some of your ex's stuff.  

fun4meanduinva 54M
23 posts
12/20/2012 7:12 pm

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What not to do when you're drunk at 3am and find some of your ex's stuff.

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rm__Safira 61F
11258 posts
12/20/2012 7:48 pm

Oh Brother ... I feel for you!

One Woman39s Tale of Woe


Originally Posted -- 12/29/2005

Peace & Chicken Grease.

This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 posts
12/20/2012 7:58 pm

Fucking hysterical. I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself. There's tears streaming out of my eyes and my nose is running. The dog is here wanting some of my fun.

Thank you.

Elevate me...


fun4meanduinva 54M
43 posts
12/21/2012 12:20 pm

Yeah it's funny now. Not so funny then


fun4meanduinva 54M
43 posts
12/21/2012 8:26 pm

You're welcome. Too damn funny not to share don't you think?


funralbigirl 57F  
1 post
1/8/2013 6:16 pm

omg....too fucking funny...i am crying from laughter over here


mafsbbw85 55F
264 posts
1/29/2014 3:25 pm

OMG, I feel for you then and so glad you can share this now cause that is a hysterically funny story... now, not then.

Care to share a A little taste of sin... mafsbbw85


fun4meanduinva 54M
43 posts
2/22/2014 9:31 am

Oh I'm pretty sure it was funny as hell when it was happening too. If I could have filmed it I coulda won at Cannes or something.

"Fucktard on Parade" or something like that for the title....


foxxxylilredhead 62F  
2 posts
2/24/2014 8:41 pm

OMG! ROFLMAO!


fun4meanduinva 54M
43 posts
2/24/2014 8:50 pm

Yup...that's me. Bringing a little laughter and sunshine to women all over the place one wax strip at a time.......


goldenloverinmym 69M
51 posts
5/10/2014 2:52 pm

god dam lmfao I've never done anything that stupid,well have gotten arrested for stupid shit but never hurt myself like that.had a buddy that looked like he lived in gorilla suit he said he wanted his wife to wax his back.i've never heard a grown man scream like he did whe she pulled that 1st pcs off.the 20 or so people at the party were pissing them selves by the time she was done with hubby.this was at a pool party during the summer everybody admired how smooth his back was lololol


fun4meanduinva 54M
43 posts
7/5/2014 12:14 am

Yeah....something so simple can be fucking painful. Pretty sure if anyone had been watching there would have been an aneurism, stroke, or heart attack. Sad thing is I wouldn't have been able to help if there had been.


itzchic824 37F
2811 posts
8/10/2014 11:01 am

wow um, I didn't know whether to laugh or feel bad for you going through that.

I sent an Angel to watch over you last night, it returned in a hurry. I asked why, it said "Angels can't watch porn." Thanks for fucking traumatizing my fucking Angel!

Don't bother trying to figure me out. Not even the little voices in my head understand me. It's pointless!


fun4meanduinva 54M
43 posts
8/10/2014 2:49 pm

Feel free to laugh. Everyone else does


GloryUnBound 53F
516 posts
6/9/2018 9:23 pm

I've had a similar experience. I feel (some) of your pain, but this is hysterical. Thanks for sharing!

Red lipstick and "fuck me" shoes. What more could you want?


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